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Natasha: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free vodka.
Y/N: Marry me.
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Kate: okay so it looks like we have to do this the old fashioned way.
Yelena: Molotov Cocktail
Kate, turning: what no?
Yelena, smiling holding up the bomb: let’s do it.
Kate: how did you make that so fast?
Yelena, shrugging: Russian.
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’
Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’
Nat: Now that’s a threat!
The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*
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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy
Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know
Y/N: *lovingly* I know
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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??
Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.
Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"
Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!
Steve:
Y/N:
Steve:
Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.
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Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?
Yelena: What’s the rule?
Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.
Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.
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Y/N: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Avengers: Awwww-
Y/N: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Avengers: Oh.
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Y/N zip lines in and kicks a thug away from Kate…
Y/N: hi
Kate: hey youre gorgeous…what?
Clint hugs Y/N…
Clint: thanks for coming
Y/N: sure thing dad
Kate: d-dad?! you’re his—?!?
Y/N: yep. Who’s your partner, Dad? She’s beautiful
Clint: Y/N Kate, Kate Y/N
Y/N: pleasure to meet you Katie (winks)
Kate: (whispers) I know what I want for Christmas
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Y/n: *starts screaming from their room*
Nat: *runs in*
Nat, looking around aimlessly: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Y/n, standing on their bed: There’s a spider!
Nat: You can’t just scream like that!
Y/n: *pouts*
Nat: *sighs*
Nat: Where is it?
Y/n, smirking: Under the bed…
Nat: *looks under y/n’s bed*
Peter: Hi Nat (:
Nat:
Nat: You’re both idiots, you know that?
Steve, walking in smiling: They got you too huh?
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[Everyone is playing a board game together]
Sam: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Bucky: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Scott: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Bruce: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Scott: [flips the board]
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Natasha: I really love you y/n, my heart felt so empty when you were away, I couldn't stomach the thought of you not being by my side. I've never felt this feeling before, I want you and only you y/n
Y/N: Oh! hey natty! why are you talking to a wall??
Natasha: Nothing! I just saw a smudge and it bothered me so much
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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Steve: I’m not gonna lie, Y/N scares me a little bit
Natasha: Oh, don’t worry about Y/N. She wouldn’t hurt a fly!
Steve: Oh, that’s reassuring-
Natasha: She would kill a man, though
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Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.
Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?
Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.
Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.
Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.
Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.
Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?
Natasha smiling: Good purchase.
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