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Toddler!Y/N: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?
Bruce: *sighs in tired dad; his nails all painted different color and makeup that makes him look like a clown smeared on his face* I feel Bonita.
Y/N: *clapping excitedly at her work* Wonderful! Because you look Bonita!
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Bruce: Where’s Y/N?
Jason: Don’t worry about Y/N.
Bruce: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?
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Bruce: *on the verge of screaming after Y/N did something reckless on a dare* You think you’re funny?
Y/N: I think I’m adorable
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Y/N: You’re alright for an old guy
Dick: *offended* I’m really not that old
Y/N: You keep telling yourself that
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Peter: I have a problem-
Y/N: *without looking up* Kill it
Peter: Okay, first of all, calm down
Peter: Second of all, I need some help with my homework-
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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!
Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!
Y/N: HUNTER-
Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N:
Y/N: CROSSHAIR-
Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!
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Steve: I’m not gonna lie, Y/N scares me a little bit
Natasha: Oh, don’t worry about Y/N. She wouldn’t hurt a fly!
Steve: Oh, that’s reassuring-
Natasha: She would kill a man, though
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Rick: *disappointed dad look* What happened this time?
Y/N: You’ll never believe be but-
Y/N:
Y/N: Wait, no. You always expect the worst from me. So what happened was-
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Maggie: I don’t want Y/N to die
Maggie: You don’t want Y/N to die
Maggie: So we’ve just got to make sure Y/N doesn’t want Y/N to die
Glenn: Fantastic idea, but have you met Y/N?
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Percy: When was the last time anything went according to plan?
Y/N: I don’t think there was a last time
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Annabeth: What happened here?
Grover: It’s kind of hard to explain, but Y/N and Percy-
Annabeth: Got it. Forget I asked
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Chiron: Just a reminder that Camp Halfblood offers therapy to those who need it
Y/N: Why does he always look at me when he says that?
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Luke: Hey, guys, do you think I’m a good person?
Y/N: You’re such a terrible person it’s actually hilarious
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Chiron: *pointing at Y/N* See! Young people do Tai-Chi!
Grover: No, I think she’s searching for a wi-fi signal
Y/N: *in the distance* WHAT KIND OF A CAMP DOESN’T HAVE ANY SERVICE?!
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Percy: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Annabeth: You’re a hazard to society
Y/N: And a coward, do 20
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Percy: *honking at the car that almost hit them*
Annabeth and Grover:
Y/N: *a native New Yorker* HELL YEAH- STICK IT TO HIM *flips the car off*
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*Percabeth parenting Y/N*
Percy: DON'T YOU BE SORRY, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL
Annabeth: YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU
Y/N: You’re yelling nice things at me and I’m very confused
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