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ask-spiderpool · 3 days
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stxar-pvnk · 2 days
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(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)
Baby Pete struggling to say words
Peter: Ma...
Pepper: he's going to say mama!
Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.
Peter: Da...
Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement
Peter: ...Beryllium!
Pepper: ...
Tony: ...
Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.
Tony: ...my bad.
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jackowiaksolasn · 23 hours
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Tony Stark & Steve Rogers in Avengers Assemble 1.26 The Final Showdown
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Steve Rogers: Tony, are you wearing eyeliner?
Tony Stark: It's called "battle makeup," Steve. Makes me look fierce on the battlefield.
Steve Rogers: Right, and the glitter?
Tony Stark: It distracts the enemy.
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vbecker10 · 2 days
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@soubi001 sent me something on tiktok and I thought it sounded like something Loki might say lol so here it is (I added a screenshot from the tiktok below if tie curious what it was originally)
I also remembered there was a meme from a while back that kinda fit here so...
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Tony Stark showing the team around the upgraded pantry after renovations were made to the Tower
Loki: I think that is a bit misleading
Tony: What are you talking about?
Loki: This note, a small family... Is that parents and one child or two? Are the children still young? There is no way four bodies would fit in here
Bruce: What?!
Tony: No, no, no... this is not for bodies!
Natasha: I was thinking the same thing actually
Tony: It's for a small family to store their food!
Loki: Hmm... still seems an odd note
Tony: Can we just move on?
Bruce: Yes please
Walks from the pantry into the kitchen and points out the new appliances
Tony: ... and the new garbage disposal is rated for bones
Loki: What kind? I assure you there is a big difference between a finger and a femur
Tony:...
Clint: I think he means chicken
Loki: Oh, that makes much more sense
Tony and the rest of the team take a small step away from Loki
Loki: This is one of those "there are two types of people" situations I've heard of
Thor: Yes...
Loki: Perhaps I should keep my thoughts to myself for the remainder of the tour?
Tony: Please do
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avengerscompound · 2 days
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Chris Hemsworth as Thor & Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Avengers: Age of Ultron
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[Having a water gun fight]
Scott: Let’s blast Tony!
Wade: Yeah!
Sam: Guys, guys, but it’s 3 against 1.
[pause]
Sam: I like it!
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tonystark-official · 21 hours
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Terrifying. Not the message, the profile picture.
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hurtspideyparker · 2 days
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Bucky: God I hate that trope where a character chooses a love interest over their best friends.
Tony: Yeah tell me about it.
Bucky: ...
Bucky: So do you wanna beat me up again or
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aldrawss · 2 days
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Marvels best duo 🧡
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ask-spiderpool · 3 days
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theory-marriage · 2 days
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(at a party at Tony and Steve's)
Peter:...Uh, I'm seeing someone.
Tony: Oh?
Wade: Oh?
Bruce(who's known about Peter and Wade for a while and couldn't tell Tony): Ohh...
Tony: So, who's the mystery person?
Peter: Well, uh, he's a superhero.
Tony: A real superhero?
Peter (sarcastic): No, a Time Square superhero....He's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him...if you just got to know him [he puts his arm around Wade]
Tony(who's been busy fixing a drink): Well that's wonderful. . . I -
(Tony stops when he sees Peter and Wade with their arms around each other)
Peter:...Dad, it's OK.
Wade: It is, Tony...I mean, Mr. Stark....I mean, Iron Man.
Tony: STEVE! Could you come in here for a moment?...NOW!
Steve(enters holding a baseball bat he'd been looking for): - Found it!
Bruce: - I'LL TAKE THAT, STEVE! [grabs the bat and leaves quickly]
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will always be eternally tender and soft for tony and carol’s dynamic and how soft they are with each other. they're so similar in many ways and they can always see through each other’s bullshit when they’re hurting and in need of help but unwilling to let down their guard and be vulnerable. i adore them.
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Steve Rogers: "Language!"
Tony Stark: "What? I didn't say anything."
Steve Rogers: "You were thinking it really loudly."
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