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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 1 day
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Y/n: I love you
Natasha: I love you too
Y/n: prove it. Scream it to the world
Natasha: *leans down to whisper in y/n's ear* I love you
Y/n: why did you whisper it to me?
Natasha: because you are my world.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 1 day
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Wanda: describe your perfect date.
Tony: candle lit dinner
Steve: picnic in the park!
Natasha: y/n
Y/n: October 30th because I love halloween :)
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 1 day
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Y/n: I am currently working on a diary full of lies. After I want my family to read it and be like "what the fuck!?"
Natasha: *coming into the room* detka I know something brilliant you can use for your diary!
Y/n: my girlfriend is helping cos we both know we gonna die together.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 2 days
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Hi thanks for tagging me lol.
Last song: the moon will sing - the crane wives
Currently watching: Poirot, father brown and miss Marple. (Yeah I know typical murder mystery but I love them)
Three ships: kanej from six of crows, Wandanat from MCU and Malina from shadow and bone.
Favourite colour: black, red and green.
Currently consuming: nothing. Its 12am why would I be eating or drinking.
First ship: winterwatcher from wings of fire (I'ma dragon kid. And hicstrid from httyd is a close second.)
Relationship status: I'm single. I'm aroace and lesbian though but I am technically open to a relationship to try.. (there's a name for the kind of relationship I just dunno it.)
Last movie: pixels. Watched it with a friend lol
Currently working on: mentally preparing myself for school again.
No pressure tags:
@azaleavolkova, @wandascumbottle, @supermilkshakebanana, @se-07spaceoreos .
Tag game: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.
I was tagged by @viharistenno thanks for the tag!
Last song: In the stars - Benson Boone
Currently watching: House of the dragon(trying to finish it before the new season drops), the new Fallout series 
Three ships: Supercorp from Supergirl, Avatrice from Warrior Nun and Clexa from The 100(CW I’m still mad at you for that dogshit series finale)
Favorite color: blue, yellow and black
Currently consuming: water is THE superior drink(coke zero came very close tho)
First ship: ummm I don't remember but I think is from one of the Arrowverse shows? if so then it’s either Sanvers or Supercorp
Relationship status: single because I’m still healing from my last relationship oof🥲
Last movie: Dune(2021) watched it at home with my parents, they left the room half way tho :/
Currently working on: my final assignment, hopefully finishing before the deadline🥹🥹
Gonna tag some of you, no pressure though :)
@queerbiting9 @always-starving-thoughts @nerafris @three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat @th3-c0rps3-r0gu3
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days
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There is something I must confess. Everything I write is done all in one. I don't do wips. It either gets done and posted the same night I write it or it don't get wrote at all. Those the rules and I don't make em.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days
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*y/n braiding Natasha's hair*
Y/n: *solemnly staring at the wall as she braids natashas hair* realistically the space under our bed is tiny. So if a monster did live under there they would have to be tiny too. Like a baby monster. And we would have to take care of it.
Natasha: *nodding just as solemnly* the true horror: responsibility.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 5 days
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THIS ONE! STOP IT! I HATE THIS THING! IT LITERALLY HAUNTS ME!
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 5 days
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The only thing I can find on my fyp is that stupid MLP meme with the tall cadence and goblin shining armour and I hate it.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 5 days
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happy lesbian visibility week *does a lil pose*
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 5 days
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Movie night
Summary: Natasha and y/n decide to have a movie night after a long day of writing mission reports and hospital work but mid way through it gets very fiery.
Pairing: Natasha X doctor fem reader
Warnings: none I think..
Natasha was exhausted. She sat down on the couch in the living room of the apartment that her and her darling girlfriend y/n shared. She had been writing reports all day and in all honesty Natasha never wanted to see another price of paperwork again. She leaned back into the couch hoping that the pillows may just let her dissolve into them before she heard said girlfriend enter the apartment.
Excitement re-energizing Natasha she gets up and practically sprints to the door where y/n, still in her doctor scrubs and stuff, has just entered through the door and is fumbling to put the keys away. Smiling at the sight Natasha sneaks up behind her partner and hugs her around y/n's waist, chuckling when y/n jumps and drops the keys.
"Natty! Now is not the time to jump scare me with hugs!"
Y/n checked as she turned around and kissed Natasha before forcing the woman off her so she could grab the keys from the floor.
"hmm I think it's always the time to scare you."
Natasha hummed as she enjoyed the view of her girlfriends ass. Y/n stood up and shook her head laughing before the doctor entered the kitchen and grabbed some water.
"Soo... How was work?"
Natasha asked as she herself started to make some coffee. The assassin's amusement growing when she heard y/n groan.
"there was a patient who was wandering the halls and literally ran whenever a doctor or nurse tried to get them to go back to their room. I'm literally exhausted from trying to hunt them down! Oh and to make matters worse they had a lighter and were lighting stuff on fire"
Y/n went on a slight rant about the situation before she finally sighed and drank the glass of water in one and sat the glass in the sink looking back at Natasha
"how about you?"
Y/n questioned as she prepared for Natasha to go in a story where she had to beat up someone or interrogate another.
"nothing crazy today. I was stuck working on mission reports actually."
Natasha chuckled slightly looking at y/n to see her slightly surprised. Not that she blamed her. Natasha always had something unusual happen.
Grabbing her hot coffee Natasha ventured into the living room again and y/n followed her to the couch. Both women sitting down and snuggling close together. It was probably one of the very few domestic moments the two got together as both had busy and unpredictable work schedules.
"how about a movie?"
Y/n brought up as she looked up at Natasha. The widow hummed softly and glanced down at her partners eyes only to see large puppy dog eyes.
"fine... But no romance movies."
The assassin caved immediately. Y/n grinned and nodded going over to the cabinet where the two kept their small stash of movies. Grabbing a comedy y/n slipped it into the DVD player and it begun. And the two women went back to their cuddles.
"hey Nat... Y'know how I like to say your hair looks like fire?"
Y/n said sitting up. Looking like she was about to burst out laughing or freak out.
"yeah... Why?"
Natasha asked now suddenly suspicious as she narrowed her eyes as the doctor.
"well uh... Your hair is umm.. literally.. like.. on fire?"
Y/n smiled as she pointed to the ends of Natasha's hair which was indeed on fire. Natasha screamed and dropped her coffee, immediately rushing into the bathroom to wet her hair and put out the fire.
Natasha came out confused as to how her hair was on fire when she saw y/n cleaning up the broken mug that had held Natasha's coffee and she let it go to go help her girlfriend.
Once the mess was gone Natasha turned to y/n with a slightly accusatory tone
"care to explain how my hair was on fire?"
The Avengers asked as she raised an eyebrow at her now very guilty looking girlfriend who was rubbing the back of her neck.
"well see.. remember that patient who was running around... And their lighter? Soo.. I may have been the one to confiscate it and may have been fiddling with it during the movie and it may have lit up and started to burn your hair but I swear I didn't realise at first and it wasn't my intention!"
Y/n spoke so quickly Natasha nearly missed the whole explanation. Sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose the red head sighed and shook her head.
"fine.. I forgive you... This once. And give me the lighter. Better hope I don't light you on fire for revenge."
Natasha smirked as she saw y/n visibly relax slightly and hand over the little red lighter she had. Natasha pocketed the lighter and hugged her girlfriend.
"let's get back to the movie"
Natasha said leading y/n back to the couch so they could both relax and enjoy the rest of the movie and go back to their small cuddling session. Only for once the movie to end y/n scream and run to the bathroom as Natasha laughed.
Natasha had lit y/n's hair on fire.
A/n: I have just realised that the summary probably gives a slight smut type outlook to this... But oh well not my problem :) oh and I wrote this in like half an hour sooo
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 5 days
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Natasha: I'm sad...
Y/n: oh no don't be sad! Because sad backwards is das
Y/n: and das not good.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 6 days
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Y/n: I'm forgetting something...
Natasha: morals probably?
Y/n: no no it's something important.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 6 days
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Natasha: y/n pulled this shit on me once.
Natasha: she was right ofcourse.
Natasha: but I still beat her ass for it.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 7 days
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*y/n to her ex*
Y/n: By the power invested in me I now pronounce you blocked and deleted.. you may now kiss my ass.
Natasha: i don't know if I am going to laugh, cry or murder you.
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 8 days
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Y/n: so I was thinking...
Natasha: that's shocking. Never knew you could do that.
Y/n: hey! I think thonks all the time!
Natasha:
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 8 days
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 8 days
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*y/n flirts with Natasha*
*Natasha flirts back*
Y/n: :0
Natasha: your not gonna flirt back?
Y/n: *now panicking* Idk I didn't think I'd get this far!
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