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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Wanna hear a joke?

Natasha: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Natasha *sighs*: Why?

Y/N: To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock.

Natasha: Who’s there?

Y/N: The chicken.

Natasha:

Y/N:

Natasha: I won’t punch you in the face on one condition.

Y/N: …yeah?

Natasha: Go tell that joke to Tony.

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N, drunk after one shot: You’re so hot.

Natasha: Uh huh.

Y/N: And spicy.

Natasha: Right.

Y/N, wrapping both arms around Nat: My lil buffalo chicken wing.

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

Yelena: What’s the rule?

Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.

Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Natasha: Truth or dare?

Y/N: Truth.

Natasha: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/N: Dare.

Natasha: Go to sleep.

Y/N: I don’t like this game.

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Wanda: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the fuck?

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: FOUR MONTHS.

Natasha: What are they talking about?

Wanda: Nothing.

Y/N: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

Yelena: *hysterical laughter in the background*

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: How do I make a date really romantic?

Natasha: Try being mysterious.

[Later, on a date with Wanda]

Wanda: So, where are we going?

Y/N: None of your fucking business.

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Hope you all have a great Christmas <3

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Here’s a fun idea; we hang mistletoe but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Natasha: We are not doing that.

Yelena *nodding*: mistlefoe

Natasha: Don’t encourage her!

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: I want to be a caterpillar.

Natasha: Explain?

Y/N: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Natasha: You know they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Y/N: That’s another highlight.

Natasha: Y/N no-

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: I accidentally ate Thor’s pop tarts, how long do you think I have to live?

Natasha: Ten.

Y/N: Ten what?

Natasha: Nine.

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Computer: Make a password

Y/N: Natasha

Computer: Too weak

Y/N: *stabs the monitor with her knives*

Y/N: Say that again. I dare you!

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!

Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns

Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options

Pietro: My fists are already up

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Wanda: So, what do you want to do tonight?

Y/N: World domination.

Wanda: That’s a little ambitious, don’t you think?

Y/N: You’re my world, Wanda.

Wanda:

Wanda: Wait a damn minute-

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Halloween is my favourite holiday!

Wanda: Because of the costumes?

Y/N: No, because you get to trespass and make a non-negotiable demand.

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wandas6-gf · 2 years

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Wanda: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Y/N: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Natasha: Steve fell down the stairs.

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wandas6-gf · 2 years

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Y/N, looking at their dinner: Man, Budapest is gonna love this.

Natasha: ….Budapest.

Y/N: I named my stomach Budapest.

Natasha:

Y/N: Because it’s the capital of Hungry.

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wandas6-gf · 2 years

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Y/N: I’m sorry, but we can’t hang out anymore.

Wanda: Is it because I’m gay?

Y/N: No, it’s because I’M gay. And you’re very distracting

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