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romanoffshouse · 1 day

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Wanda: Y/N, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Y/N: Of course, I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Wanda:

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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days

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Yelena: why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead?

Nat, already sighing: what do you mean?

Yelena: I want be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy, don't you think?

Nat: I think you're spending too much time with your girlfriend and she is rubbing off on you

Yelena: You leave Kate out of this

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floilee · 2 days

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You can't blame any of them

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headcanonthings · 2 days

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Tony: I don’t take my coffee that seriously. Steve: Tony, you have your own espresso machine, that you designed yourself. Tony: So? That just means that I like espresso. Natasha: You have a special mug too. Tony: Hey, don’t diss my hamburger mug! It’s cute. Bruce: Uh-huh, and how much does that super specific brand of coffee beans you have to have cost again? Tony: I plead the fifth.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 3 months

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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 5 months

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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?

Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov

Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie

Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development

Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out

*Later*

Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-

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manhattanminute2 · 2 months

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Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Yelena: Natasha.

Y/N: Natasha.

Natasha: Me.

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ir0npvrker · 1 month

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morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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pixiexdusts-world · 8 days

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Natasha: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Bucky recently.

Y/n: No, Natasha, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Natasha: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Y/n: No! You’re the only one for me.

Natasha: Is that so?

Y/n: I promise! Bucky and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Natasha: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Y/n: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Natasha: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Y/n: Of course bro!

Natasha: Bro...

Bucky: What the-

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romanoffshouse · 29 days

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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incorectquoteswlw · 15 hours

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Yelena: Do you like my top?

Maria: Yeah, she seems nice

Yelena: What

Nat: What

Kate: (:

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floilee · 2 days

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Yelena: Being a girl sucks.

Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.

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headcanonthings · 11 days

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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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