Nile: Does sarcasm help? Booker: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

Geralt: Do you remember that hoodie I let you borrow? Jaskier: The black one? Geralt: Correct. Jaskier: I do remember it. Geralt: Okay, I want it back. Jaskier: Geralt: Give me my hoodie back. Jaskier: Why do you need it? Geralt: What?? Jaskier: Why do you need your hoodie back??

Adam: Does sarcasm help? Warlock: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

Aang: Does sarcasm help? Sokka: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

Dirk: No problemo! Dirk, internally: But it was all problemo.

Anakin: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

Bruce: You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up. Clark: Because it’s morning and you should be awake. Bruce: Oh… Interesting… I didn’t know you wanted to die today! Clark: Bruce, you can’t kill me. Bruce, pulling out kryptonite: It’s too late, I’ve already decided how.

Mai: Hello Ty Lee, how are you today? Ty Lee: I hope our children have your eyes Mai:... Ty Lee: I said 'I'm good and you?'

Quentin: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Therapist: Hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings Sam: Yeah Barnes Bucky: Oh, shut up and die bird boy

Squirrelly Dan: Who did yous look up to mosts as a child and why's? Darry: Uh, my parents because they were taller than me.

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

[after experiencing a crazy adventure with The Them] Warlock: You know, there was a time when I was alone and had no friends. I’m starting to miss that.

Hi! I don't have a question I just wanted to stop by and tell you that your content is hilarious and can apply to so many of my ships! Anyway I hope you're have a wonderful day/evening depending on whenever this finds you, keep being an amazing lil rockstar!!!

awww that's so sweet! Thank you! I hope you are having a wonderful day/night too!!!❤❤❤

Lambert: What if people had food names and food had people names? Aiden: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Lambert for dinner. Geralt: What is wrong with you two? Lambert: Shut up, white chocolate.