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Marks and Rec: Misc #2469
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f1incorrects · 1 day
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Carlos: Is this about me?
Charles: No.
Carlos: Then I've lost interest.
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[Tag what are you are majoring in/intend on majoring in]
Raph: Respecting women.
Casey: Batman.
Mikey: Minecraft.
Shinigami: YouTube.
Donnie: In the tags guys.
Mondo Gecko: Fuckin weed.
Slash: W.
April: Criminal justice and psychology.
Leo: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life!
Renet: Minecraft.
Leatherhead: Minecraft as well.
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Monk: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase 'no worries!' when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.
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Steve: It's not gay if I want to date Eddie but as bros, right?
Dustin: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Robin: I'm an expert. That's gay.
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Amity: Can I kiss you?
Luz: I don't know. Can you?
Amity: ... *leaves*
Luz: Babe, no. Wait!
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Kodiak Whitemane: I just had a long talk with Farkas and Vilkas about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
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incorrect-hololive · 3 days
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Calli: I need something straight to line this up against...
Kiara: I'll help!
Gura: Calli asked for something straight, Kiara.
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Katherine: Pixlriffs! Oli is in the lake and I don’t think he is waterproof!
Pixlriffs: What?
Sausage: She means Oli is drowning.
Pixlriffs: Oh ok…
Pixlriffs: WAIT WHAT!?
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Acnologia: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Alexios: Does free will exist?
Kassandra: Yeah
Alexios: This philosophy shit is easy
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 24 hours
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DAVE: kill your murder fun and fair
DAVE: blood on blade flies through the air
DAVE: murder killing rest in peace
DAVE: sword of pain is sharp like teeth
DAVE: homework makes me feel like this wabba babba blood and piss
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f1incorrects · 2 days
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Murderer: Any last words?
Daniel: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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batimshiptposts · 3 days
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Henry: I was taught to think before I act
Henry: … so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I’m confident in my decision.
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incorrectfexi · 3 days
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fez, trying to fix something: could you give me a hand?
lexi: sure
lexi: *grabs his hand and holds it*
fez: you’re cute, but that’s not what i meant
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Steve: Kiss, marry, kill: Tammy Thompson, Vickie, Nancy.
Robin: Kill Tammy, kill Vickie...
Robin:
Robin: Marry Nancy.
Robin: *looks at Nancy with intention*
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: *whispers* What the hell just happened?
Eddie: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.
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