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floilee · 3 days

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You can't blame any of them

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helluvabun · 26 days

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cannon

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lyrichi · 1 month

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mc: you know, I'm kinda happy that you're not into movie dates

barbatos: ...why?

mc, sipping their tea: cause my favorite movie is ratatouille

#the way ratatouille is actually one of my fav movies #rat that's cooking OMG #love that movie #anyway #id imagine this tea date going similarly to uh #to that one song #mixed messages that's the one #yeah :((#also I don't even like tea #yeah #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me barbatos

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not-rab · 3 months

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Pandora: What do you think butterflies taste like?

Barty: Bad.

Pandora:

Barty:

Pandora: How do you–

Barty: You asked and I answered. That's all you're gonna get.

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saturncodedstarlette · 9 months

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Y/N : Damn boy what that mouth do.

Hobie : Critique capitalism.

#Spiderverse #spiderverse incorrect quotes #Spiderverse x reader #spider man : across the spiderverse #Atsv #atsv incorrect quotes #Atsv x reader #Hobie Brown #Hobie Brown x reader #Hobie Brown x male reader #Hobie Brown x female reader #Hobie Brown x gn reader #Hobie Brown x you #hobie brown x y/n #Original : Text message | Not mine obvi #1k notes

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 2 months

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[texting]

Casey: :)

Leo: :)

Casey: Hey.

Leo: Hey.

Casey: Hey what?

Leo: You said hey first??

Casey: Ok

Casey: 🥐

Casey: Fuck you.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tom cardy #his song Mixed Messages #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #casey jones #caseynardo #swear warning

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apoetsworld · 9 months

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Minutes. Seconds. After watching the Barbie Movie.

Sirius: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORRRLDD

James: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC

Pete: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR

Remus: UNDRESS ME EVERYWHEREE

Sirius, James, Peter and Remus: IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION

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hangon-silvergirl · 5 months

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started new meds & not sure if i'm more hilarious than usual, or just high 😅

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #st4 #stranger things memes #stranger things shitposting #hellcheer #steddie #jancy #stobin #jargyle #stancy #text messages #stranger things textposts #sms #incorrect stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes

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leclercloml · 6 months

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We need a Pedri version to this

https://www.tumblr.com/leclercloml/725989724597125120/footballers-fake-message-part-5-pablo-gavi?source=share

Hello anon! Yes ofcourse I can!! here it is hope you like it 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Footballers | Fake Text Part 8

(Pedri Gonzalez edition)

#football #football memes #football fake messages #football incorrect quotes #football fake message #pedri #pedri gonzalez #pedri x reader #pedri incorrect quotes #barcelona #fc barcelona #football fake text

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unlawfulchaos · 11 months

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Ice: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and wash your eyes in holy water?

Maverick: Send it to me.

Ice: No, you're in a meeting.

Mav: So are you! And you're the one reading explicit things during Cain's rant, so don't you give me the eyebrows of judgement from across the room. I see you, Ice.

#ice googling new ways to rail mav in the middle of important admiral meetings #he's just as bored of the politics as mav is #ice is just a bit better at hiding it #they're one step away from sexting in a meeting #slider made the mistake of reading Ice's messages over his shoulder one time #never again #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ice hates admiral cain almost as much as cain hates mav #he is the king of passive aggression toward the drone admiral #Ice's eyebrows of judgement are famous throughout the navy

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witchthewriter · 3 months

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𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘/ 𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒂𝒑

#witchthewriter #text stories #soap x you #johnny mactavish #headcanons #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mctavish x reader #text stories with husband soap #witch the writer's headcanons #cod #call of duty #incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect soap quotes #incorrect cod quotes #iphone messaging #message stories #husband soap #husband john mactavish

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floilee · 3 days

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There are no arguments against facts

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helluvabun · 29 days

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He's talented... in his own way

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anakincentric · 6 months

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. ˚◞★ ― text messages with anakin skywalker [1/?] ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ

mdni. minors & ageless blogs will be blocked. warnings: sexual content, established relationship, jealousy, aivela is a goddess of passion in sw just used as a nickname here.

date night bonus:

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beefcake-penguin · 2 months

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Kara: answering the phone in a beefsnesslike (beefcake businesslike) tone "Hello? 😐"

Alex: "Hey Kara! Um… am I interrupting something?"

Kara: still with the same beefishly focused tone "N-no… 😐"

Alex: suspicious "Well… what are you up to, then? 🤨"

Kara: beefishly casual "Oh, just ravishing my beloved wife. 😐"

Lena: in the background "hi alex! 😊"

Alex: mortified "Rav- wha- you mean you're- 😟😨 Kara! Why the hell are you answering the phone if you're 'doing the do' with Lena?!"

Kara: beefter-of-factly (beefcake matter-of-factly) "I've been told I'm an excellent multi-tasker. 😏"

Alex: disgusted "Ugh… just let the call go to voicemail. Please!"

Kara: beefpologetic (beefcake apologetic) "Okay… 😔"

Alex: hangs up and waits a full ten minutes before calling back "don'tpickup-don'tpickup-don'tpickup…"

~ Kara's voicemail activates ~

Alex: "Thank god…"

Kara's voicemail message: "Hello. 😐 You've reached Editor-in-Beef (beefcake Editor-in-Chief) of CatCo Media and occasional Super-edGirl, Kara Zor-El Luthor-Danvers. 😐 I'm unable to answer the phone at the moment, likely because I'm currently ravishing my beloved wife-"

Alex: throwing her phone across the room "UGH!!! 😫"

#supercorp #incorrect supergirl quotes #kara danvers #lena luthor #alex danvers #i just think it would be hilarious for that to be kara's regular voicemail message 🤣#my posts! 💪🏼🐧

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saturncodedstarlette · 9 months

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Y/N, texting :

And the poor mutts on the street :(

I wonder if there’s like a dog everyone knows like

Beyoncé

Hobie :

R u high

Y/N :

Bedogcé

#Spiderverse #Spiderverse x reader #Spiderverse incorrect quotes #spider man : across the spiderverse #Atsv #Atsv x reader #Atsv incorrect quotes #Hobie Brown #Hobie Brown x reader #Hobie Brown x male reader #Hobie Brown x female reader #Hobie Brown x gn reader #Hobie Brown x you #Original : Text message | not mine obvi

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