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princessdimondheart · 7 months

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*imagine ‘The Office’ style filming*

Y/N: LETS GET A MOVE ON PRIVATES!!!

Privates: *huffing and puffing* *running like 10 miles*

Private A: sheesh, we should be getting a break already.

Private B: shhh, *whispers* you wanna get us in trouble with the Sergeant? Private A: who gives a shit?

*Private B notices something behind Private A and tries to signal him to stop*

Private A: She’s probably on her fuckin’ period!

*Sergeant L/N appears from behind*

Y/N: who’s on her period? You wanna fucking play, Private?!! Go back to the starting line and start all over again! ALL OF YOU!! NOW ! MOVE IT PRIVATES!!!

*collective groan of all privates*

*Gaz, Soap, and Ghost looking at the camera*

Gaz: He should have listened to his mate

Soap: ya don’t talk about a lady like that without consequences

Ghost: the wanker should have kept his bloody mouth closed. Fucker deserved it

*Y/N staring at the camera*

Y/N: I am on my period… and so what??

Y/N: *(¬_¬)*

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witchthewriter · 3 months

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𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘/ 𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒂𝒑

#witchthewriter #text stories #soap x you #johnny mactavish #headcanons #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mctavish x reader #text stories with husband soap #witch the writer's headcanons #cod #call of duty #incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect soap quotes #incorrect cod quotes #iphone messaging #message stories #husband soap #husband john mactavish

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crestapex · 24 days

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Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 2 months

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Y/N: Why are you following me? Ghost: Because we're dating now Y/N: Ok... what about Johnny? Ghost: We're a package deal Johnny: Buy one idiot, get one free

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neoarchipelago · 3 months

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On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

#fanfics #fanfiction #fanfic #simon ghost riley #simon riley #cod mw2 #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect cod quotes

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mactavishenjoyer · 21 days

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(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

#idk something about price acting like a father to ghost so everyone actually thinks he's his dad #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap mactavish #ghoap #kyle gaz garrick #john price #john price cod

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cod-dump · 27 days

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Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #poly 141??

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ragingbookdragon · 3 months

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Laswell: This is the team I want you to be a medic for.

Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?

Laswell: They’re not that bad.

Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.

Laswell: Well…Farah and Alex are wonderful.

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 1 month

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Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

#cod mw2 #cod mwii #call of duty #soap mactavish #ghost riley #ghostsoap #soapghost #johnny mactavish #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #john price #captain price #cod mwiii #cod mw3 #cod modern warfare #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes

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incorrectcodquotes · 2 months

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Soap : I think Price mixed up our lunches. Look.

[holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]

Gaz : Oh, that explains this.

[holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]

#call of duty #cod mw2 #incorrect cod quotes #cod mwii #john soap mactavish #incorrect call of duty quotes #ghostsoap #soapghost #kyle gaz garrick #captain price #task force 141

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princessdimondheart · 6 months

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*sunset* Soap: *glances at y/n* why are you looking at me like that??

Y/N: because you’re beautiful

Soap: ….oh…. *face reddens*

Soap: *softly smiles* thanks… you too..

*hands inch to each other*

*both hands interlock*

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witchthewriter · 1 month

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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

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gomzdrawfr · 8 days

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based on @cod-dump's post roight over here

#he's skinning potatoes if anyone's confuse #why?#...idk do you not drift off in thoughts when you're removing skins from vegetables #probably not a good idea #ANYWAYS #gummmyart #doodle #prompt redraw #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #incorrect quotes

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 28 days

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Price: Y/N, you'll be working with Soap and Ghost Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Price: Gaz: Ghost: Soap: Y/N:...Of people on a team

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tanked-up · 1 month

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NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

#STOP #what if I needed to know-#SHH #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #call of duty mwii #incorrect cod quotes

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blingblong55 · 1 month

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Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*

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