Laswell: This is the team I want you to be a medic for.
Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?
Laswell: They’re not that bad.
Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.
Laswell: Well…Farah and Alex are wonderful.
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Yeah I know Graves is not so blond but 🤫
(And bestie and I headcanon that Ghost is lol)
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Look at these pics I found of Neil!!
HE’S SO, UGHH MAGESTIC
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shall make from this a series? reader included and is the @\cutiepattotie
God help those soldiers trying to be be silly 😕😞
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Ghost: Aw, you still listen to boy bands? Cute.
Y/N: Shut up, boy. You look like you listen to Boulevard of Broken Dreams just so you can imagine angsty scenarios.
Soap: *Snort*
Y/N: You shut up too. You look like your favorite song is Stacy’s Mom because it makes you think of when you shagged your teacher at the end of your sixth year and then bragged about it.
Gaz: *Trying not to laugh*
Y/N: I better not hear you either. I know for a fact you’re in the 1% of listeners of Weird Al on Spotify.
Price: *Tired old man sigh*
Y/N: Don’t even. Your favorite songs are The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald and Sink the Bismarck and all that tells me is that your hyper-fixation is shipwrecks.
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CoD incorrect quotes BUT Price is everyone’s dad bc why not lol
*throws confetti*
Price: we all have our own demons
Price, gesturing at the TF141: these are mine
*at zoo*
Soap: what are they in for?
Price: this isn’t a prison…
Gaz: so they can leave?
Price: no, but…
Ghost, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone
Soap, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Price: YOU DID WHAT?!?
Gaz: William Snakespear
Gaz, gesturing at Price: Soap! Look what you did! You made dad upset
Soap: dad, please don’t cry. We’re sorry…
Price, drunk out of his mind and near tears: I DONT REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
Price: IM NOT A FATHER FIGURE
Ghost: what are you doing??
Price, holding a knife above a sandwich: Gaz doesn’t like the crust
Bonus!
He sticks their mission reports on the fridge and THAT’S, ladies and gentlemen and others, CANON!!!
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Price: Explain to me again, why were you sent to medic?
Ghost with a busted lip: Eagles.
Price to Soap who’s there as well with a busted knuckle: What is he saying??
Soap: Eagle, Price. AN EAGLE
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(Part 14 of my collection)
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Down Bad
Okay so I just love that trope of:
Reader: *has a crush on Ghost*
Reader: *maybe confesses to Ghost, maybe just hints, maybe tries to just be his friend*
Reader: *is told off by him enough times/ their actions are not responded to*
Reader: *gives up in a few months in respect to his space*
3 months later:
Ghost's search history:
dedicated to my bestie @k-6196 (sorry bestie my angst stuff has to take a backseat cause I have a presentation tomorrow so have something cute)
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