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princessdimondheart · 7 months

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*imagine ‘The Office’ style filming*

Y/N: LETS GET A MOVE ON PRIVATES!!!

Privates: *huffing and puffing* *running like 10 miles*

Private A: sheesh, we should be getting a break already.

Private B: shhh, *whispers* you wanna get us in trouble with the Sergeant? Private A: who gives a shit?

*Private B notices something behind Private A and tries to signal him to stop*

Private A: She’s probably on her fuckin’ period!

*Sergeant L/N appears from behind*

Y/N: who’s on her period? You wanna fucking play, Private?!! Go back to the starting line and start all over again! ALL OF YOU!! NOW ! MOVE IT PRIVATES!!!

*collective groan of all privates*

*Gaz, Soap, and Ghost looking at the camera*

Gaz: He should have listened to his mate

Soap: ya don’t talk about a lady like that without consequences

Ghost: the wanker should have kept his bloody mouth closed. Fucker deserved it

*Y/N staring at the camera*

Y/N: I am on my period… and so what??

Y/N: *(¬_¬)*

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v1x3n · 1 month

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crestapex · 24 days

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Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

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witchthewriter · 1 month

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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 2 months

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Ghost, to Gaz, drunk out of his mind: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N Gaz: You're in love with Y/N? Ghost: Oops, sorry, my bad Ghost, leaning over to Y/N: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N Y/N: You're in love with me? Ghost: Ghost: Where the fuck is Johnny when I'm talking to him?

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mactavishenjoyer · 21 days

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(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

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cod-dump · 27 days

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Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #poly 141??

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ragingbookdragon · 3 months

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Laswell: This is the team I want you to be a medic for.

Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?

Laswell: They’re not that bad.

Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.

Laswell: Well…Farah and Alex are wonderful.

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incorrectcodquotes · 2 months

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Soap : I think Price mixed up our lunches. Look.

[holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]

Gaz : Oh, that explains this.

[holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]

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blingblong55 · 1 month

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Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*

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princessdimondheart · 5 months

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Y/N: guys!! This is it!

Gaz: Congratulations Y/N!

Soap: Hell yeah! I can’t believe you’re graduating!

Y/N: really? *side-eyed glare*

Soap: *sweats* at least you didn’t give up?

Y/N: *rolls eyes* true, I guess…

Price: Congratulations, Sargeant. Gonna do your tests for officer?

Y/N: I’m thinking about it. Ghost: don’t think about it, just do it… lieutenant…

*Soap and Gaz holding their laughs*

Y/N: *face burning* o-of course l-lieutenant.

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v1x3n · 1 month

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 8 days

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Soap: You're like our cool dad.

Price: I'm not your dad.

Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.

Ghost: Father.

Price: Not you too, Simon.

Ghost: Father. I crave violence.

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witchthewriter · 3 months

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Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?

Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Price: Well, do you?

Simon:

Simon: Yeah, hang on.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 2 months

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Gaz: So why do you do your paper work in the gym? Y/N, sipping iced coffee whilst watching Ghost do hip thrusts: For the aesthetic? I dunno

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mactavishenjoyer · 24 days

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Roach:"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?!"

Soap, terrified:

Ghost, realizing he's pissed off roach enough to talk:

Gaz, terrified:

Price, terrified:

Soap:"...oh...you done fucked up."

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