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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 1 day

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Price: Where did you get that bruise? Simon: *flashback to walking into a wall while looking at pictures of Y/N* Simon: I'm in a gang, Captain

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fadingsweetsphantom · 2 days

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Price, finding a quiet corner away from his time, he just needed a few minutes quiet without chaos after having broken up with his now ex that morning. Dating a civie just never worked out in the end.

*outside the office building*

Soap and Gaz, pulling up in a deffiantly not miltary issued car: you guys wanna go with us to run over Price's cheating ex?

Roach, looks over at Ghost: ...

Ghost: yeah sure, why not

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 2 days

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Soap: So… König.

Ghost: What about him?

Soap: We were at the mess hall and he tried to ask for cutlery but forgot the word and ended up saying “I need food weapons”

Soap: I want you to know I will now be referring to them by nothing else.

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mactavishenjoyer · 3 days

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Random bad Guy:"I have evidence you are cheating on Soap. You are going to do what I want or I send him a Video of you kissing Ghost."

Roach:"he also kisses Ghost."

Random bad guy:"what?"

Roach:"we all kiss Ghost...he needs it. if we don't he thinks we hate him."

Random bad guy:"the fuck?

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soapssock · 2 days

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Ghost: The i in my name can stand for "I don't give a fuck"

Soap: The j in my name can stand for "just kiss me already!"

Ghost, unfazed: I decline the offer.

Few minutes later...

Ghost, standing outside of Soap's door:

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tanked-up · 2 days

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Soap’s just scrolling….

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141wh0re · 22 hours

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Out of Pocket Shit w Y/N pt 3

*TF141 & Y/N sat in the break room after going out for some drinks*

Y/N *trying to desperately flirt with Ghost*: Y'know, I'm often compared to a squirrel?

Ghost *confusion* : I'm not sure I'm following what you're trying to imply, private.

Y/N: Hmm.. let me be a bit more forward, Lt.

Y/N: You have a tree in your pants... And I want to climb it.

Gaz: 👀

Soap: 😏

Price: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ghost *impressed*: Hope you like nuts too.

Y/N: 🫨😵

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mayflora-18 · 15 hours

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Incorrect CoD Quotes #9

Price: There’s something wrong with the kid.

Laswell: Like what?

Price: *holds up a photo of a spider*

Roach: Ew.

Price: *holds up a photo of a cockroach*

Roach: Me.

Price: *holds up a photo of a lady bug*

Roach: *tips his helmet* Evening, ma’am.

Price: You see what I mean?

———

Roach: *sneaks into the barracks at 2am*

Price: *turns in a swivel chair* Care to to tell me where you were?

Roach: I was with… uh… Ghost!

Ghost: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to tr- *keeps spinning* uh Boss- I can’t stop the chair-

Roach: I meant… I was with Garrick.

Gaz: *turns on the light* Honestly Sanderson, you would think Roach would know how to be sneakier.

Roach:

———

Price, walking in: The training grounds are closed because of the ice storm.

Soap: Great! No training!

Soap: *looks out the window* Is Ghost still walking to the training grounds?

Soap: *opens window* HEY DIPSHIT, TRAINING’S CANCELLED!

Ghost: *looks around, confused* GOD?!

———

Ghost: Remember what I taught you.

Farah: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.

Alex: Ghost no!

———

Ghost: *can’t sleep because of nightmares*

Ghost: Listen to your therapist they said.

Ghost: You’ve been through a lot of trauma they said.

Ghost: *throws pillow* WELL YOUR BREATHING EXERCISES AREN’T WORKING NOW, ARE THEY DEBORAH!!

———

Rudy: I have a bad feeling about this.

Alejandro: What do you mean?

Rudy: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you into trouble?

Alejandro: No?

Rudy: That actually explains so much.

(This could work between Rudy and Soap too, honestly).

———

Nikolai: Physically I’m here but spiritually I’m lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds.

Sherlock: Mood.

———

Roach: I want to be a caterpillar.

Sherlock: Explain?

Roach: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Sherlock: You know that they have a lifespan of, like, two weeks right?

Roach: That’s another highlight.

Soap: ROACH NO-

———

Sherlock: How do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.

Ghost: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want revenge on existence itself.

The rest of the 141:

Nikolai: *nods in agreement*

Roach: *furiously takes notes*

———

Soap: Is e seo do choire gu lèir.

Ghost: I know, I know.

Gaz: You know Gaelic??

Ghost: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks.

———

Roach: Sleeping is nice because you’re not exactly dead and you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation.

Sherlock: It’s like being dead without the commitment.

Nikolai: An open relationship with death.

Farah: Death with benefits.

Ghost: An every night stand.

Meanwhile, everyone else in the background: *absolutely horrified*

———

*1am at 141 base*

Soap: If I drink Red Bull and NyQuil will I stay up or pass out?

Ghost: …Get off the fridge and go to bed like a normal human being.

*Later*

Ghost: SHERLOCK I HAVE A QUESTION!

Sherlock: Ghost what the fuck it’s 3am.

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forsworned · 3 hours

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Y/N, texting Hesh about a stupid joke he made: bye😭😩

Hesh, completely sober: stop saying bye

Hesh: why are you leaving

Hesh: don’t leave

Hesh: please

Hesh: I’m begging

Hesh: I’m on my knees

Hesh: I’ll do anything

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faust-the-enjoyer · 1 day

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Big Eared Logan

Keegan: *groans* yeah, right there.

R/N: want some more?

Keegan: fuck...yeah, please.

Logan: *overhearing the two from outside the room and walking in* you two having fun without m-...

R/N: *scratching the fuck out of Keegan's back*...want me to scratch your back too?

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silelda · 2 days

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Graves: Someone's gotta take charge of the situation, and it's down to two people.

Price: What are you implying?

Graves: There can only ever be one cook in the kitchen.

Price: That is objectively false.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 3 months

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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 2 days

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Ghost: And this is my Sergeant. You can call him Soap.

Ghost: He’s a needy butthead with only one brain cell.

RandomPerson: Wow, you really hate him.

Ghost: I would die for him.

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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days

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Soap:"Why is Price beating the shit out of a rookie?"

Ghost:"Oh, he told Roach he'd always be a woman, misgendered him, and then outed him to all the rookies."

Soap, leaning out the door to yell:"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"

Price, yelling back:"ALREADY PLANNING ON IT!"

Price, still kicking the rookie:"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOY!!!!"

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v1x3n · 1 month

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tanked-up · 1 day

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Soldier: What are your thoughts on your partner?

Soap: Partner-? OH GHOST

Soldier: Y-yes

Soap: Hmm well let’s see… he’s obnoxious, self centered, rude, mean, col-

Soldier: Uh… anything positive?

Soap: Well… he’s a good kisser !

Soldier: … yeah I bet

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