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incorrectcodquotes · 3 days

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Soap: We can explain.

Price: Can you?

Gaz: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 2 days

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Ghost: You have friends and I envy that Y/N: You can share my friends Ghost: *looks at Johnny and Kyle* Ghost: I don't want those

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blingblong55 · 2 days

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Families?-141

Price yelled at the team and now they are upset

Gaz: you hate us!

Soap: and we loved you like a older brother

Ghost: *shakes his head*

Price: what? no! you guys are like my second family

R/N: Awww...like the one my dad has

Gaz: oh...thats not-

Ghost:...don't. tell. them.

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 18 hours

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Ghost: One of the Shadows told me he didn’t like my snake tattoo but one of the Vaqueros who doesn’t speak English very well told me “Cobra beautiful”.

Ghost: So fuck you, Graves.

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forsworned · 2 days

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Ghost: Alright, so today I wanted to do something with you-- Soap: --I like when you think of things to do with me. It makes me feel honored, loved, and apart of your life. Ghost: Shut up. Soap: Thank you. Ghost: Ghost, continues what he was talking about: Back to what I was saying…

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witchthewriter · 1 month

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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

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neoarchipelago · 3 months

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On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

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slut4-haydenchristensen · 12 days

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soap: i failed my rookie training safety test today

ghost: why? what happened?

soap: well, one of the questions was “in case of a fire, what steps should you take?”

ghost: and?

soap: apparently “fucking large ones” isn’t an acceptable answer

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super-marvel-dc · 28 days

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Gaz: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Y/N: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Soap: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Ghost: Guys...

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curlygirlybitchachos · 1 year

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Gaz: do you ever think about why Ghost wears the mask?

Alejandro: maybe because he is ugly?

Soap: nah. He is definitely handsome.

Price: you kids are annoying as fuck sometimes. Leave that man alone.

Rudy: we just curious about it. Yes Y/n?

Y/n: my biggest fear is that one day he takes off the mask accidentally while I'm around him. I saw his face and the next day I'm gone.

*Everybody, horrified*

Y/n: but I'm with Soap. He is definitely handsome.

+bonus

Ghost feeling comfortable around Y/n, taking of the mask: do you mind if I...

Y/n: NO NO YOU HANDSOME FUCKER! I WANNA LIVE! *runs away*

Ghost, confused: what the fuck...

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incorrectcodquotes · 3 days

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Gaz: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Soap: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Price: Waking up in the morning.

Ghost: Waking up.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 3 months

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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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blingblong55 · 2 days

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Mister professor-141

On the monthly 141 lesson class

Price: pay attention, sergeants!

Gaz, Soap and R/N: *mesmerised by watching Ghost with reading glasses*

Ghost: *sighs* A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on, stay with me now

Price: no no no, that wasn't the lesson, Ghost

Ghost: its the only way they learn

Price: the fuck????

Ghost: if I teach them in their own slut language, they learn faster

Gaz, Soap and R/N: *drools*

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 18 hours

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Ghost: And this is my Sergeant. You can call him Soap.

Ghost: He’s a needy butthead with only one brain cell.

RandomPerson: Wow, you really hate him.

Ghost: I would die for him.

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kimjun · 5 months

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Ghost and you walking towards the kitchen where the team is… Ghost is drunk

Yn, to Ghost: ...at least invite me to dinner

Ghost: I don't date married women, sorry.

Yn: But I'm your wife

Ghost: I don't make exceptions.

team starts laughing

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witchthewriter · 3 months

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Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?

Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Price: Well, do you?

Simon:

Simon: Yeah, hang on.

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