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kimjun · 2 days
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YN: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Jason: Believe me, I've thought about it.
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kimjun · 5 days
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Damian: crushes are the worst
y/n: right? i tend to act stupid around mine
Jason: you always act stupid
y/n: yeah, don't think too hard about that
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kimjun · 8 days
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YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Jason: What?
Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
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kimjun · 2 months
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Sn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Jason: Even better!
Sn: What the fuck did you-
Jason: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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kimjun · 2 months
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Y/n: What are you doing here?
Jason: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Jason: I should probably ask you a different question
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kimjun · 4 months
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Jason: how do I make a date really romantic?
Dick: be mysterious
Jason: got it!
*later, while on a date with Y/n*
Y/n: where are we going?
Jason: none of your fucking business
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kimjun · 4 months
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YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.
Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.
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kimjun · 4 months
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Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.
Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.
Jason: Genius.
Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*
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kimjun · 4 months
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Do you have a batboys fancast?
I LOVE brenton thwaites as Dick, Jay lycurgo as Tim or griffin gluck as Tim, for the life of me I cannot fancast Jason!? And David Castañeda as Damian <3
I didn't stop to think, I think you're the second person to ask me that. I liked your choices, I'm going to think a little and put together my own 🤭
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kimjun · 4 months
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Y/n: What are you doing here?
Damian: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Damian: I should probably ask you a different question.
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kimjun · 5 months
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Tim: What's the worst pick up line you ever used?
Jason: You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Tim: [laughing] Did it work?
Yn: It did.
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kimjun · 5 months
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Damian: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Yn: What's that?
Damian: Remorse code.
Yn: I'm even angrier now.
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kimjun · 5 months
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Jason: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Yn: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Jason: Yes.
Yn: I'd sleep.
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kimjun · 5 months
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I love you’re Jason x reader incorrect quotes ❤️
aawnn ❤ i love u 😊😋
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kimjun · 5 months
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Dick: Okay, who among us has handcuffs?
Jason: Well, yn and I-
*y/n looks at Jason angrily*
Jason *nervous*: I don't know.
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kimjun · 5 months
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𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 | Bat family x reader
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Dick;
—Dick, I'm too young, I don't want children… Not now! - you whispered.
Dick upon hearing this just smiled sadly, Dick's greatest wish was to have a child with you, but you're right, you're too young. Dick would soon make the awkward atmosphere disappear because he knew that at some point you might have a child and Dick was willing to wait for that.
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Jason
-Children? I think it's better not, darling.
Jason looked at you thinking it was a joke but when he saw you were serious he frowned.
—Don't you want a child with me? - Jason seemed offended.
—I'm afraid I won't be a good mother.
When you said that Jason quickly understood your side, he would put this topic aside for a while, but he would try again and show you that you would be a great mother.
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Tim;
—I don't want children!
Tim looked in disbelief, doesn't every woman dream of being a mother? What do you mean you didn't want to have a child?
-Why?
—It's my body and I'm not obligated to carry a baby!
You made it clear that you weren't prepared to be a mother or that you weren't going to be a mother, Tim accepted without complaining, he just wanted your happiness.
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Damian:
—I don't want a child right now.
Damian was upset because he wanted to have a family with you so he had already idealized you being the mother of his children. He wouldn't give up on having a family with you, but for now he would accept it.
—Okay love! - Damian smiled at you.
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Bruce;
—We already have too many children, I don’t want any more!
You were scared when Bruce suggested having a child, you loved your children but you were already too good… Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Cass, they were your children at heart. So having one more wasn't on your list.
—I think one more wouldn't be bad!
—make a baby alone, Bruce.
……..
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kimjun · 5 months
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Lov3? / Jason Todd - Damian W x reader
"You were the love of my life, but I was never the love of your life! "
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Jason Todd
—Have you ever loved someone knowing that you wouldn't be loved in the same way? - Jason asked, you stopped reading the book that Alfred had borrowed and looked at the floor.
It was almost a joke. Giving a smile you looked at Jason.
—Yes, it is something that hurts.
—Are you mad at him?
—I don't think so, it's not his fault, he was the love of my life, - you say, - but I know I was never the love of his life.
-I know? - Jason asked curiously, you just went back to reading the book, after all Jason knew it was about him. —Don't you love anymore? You said he was the love of your life.
—I couldn't expect him to love me back, but I'm glad he didn't love me.
-Why?
You saw Dick enter the room smiling at you.
—Because now I have truly found the love of my life. - you smile widely when you see your fiancé coming to you.
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Damian
-You are breaking up with me? - Damian looked at you in surprise, you had your backpack and were ready to leave.
-Yes.
-Why?
-You love me?
Damian froze, he looked confused and very thoughtful. Your relationship was strange and you knew it, love was one-way, you were tired of loving alone in this relationship.
—I love you Damian, and that's why I'm leaving you… You're the love of my life, - you hold back the tears. — But I'm not the love of your life.
-I like you.
—You will understand this when you love someone, you were the love of my life, in the end I know that I was never the love of your life.
-Just -
—When you find someone you love, treat them better and truly love them… Goodbye.
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