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Peter: But Mr Stark how did the snakes move before they crawled on their belly?
Tony: [irritated] Kid I don’t know and I don’t fucking care
Peter: Maybe they bounced around on their coiled up tails?
Tony:
Tony: SNAKES WERE NOT NATURES POGO STICKS
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pandagirl45 · 2 days
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Steve: fuck you stark!!
Tony: suck it rogers!
Bruce: *going green around his neck* why!?
Clint: *tempted to throw the controller out the tower*
Bucky: *crossing off mario party from the list of games* that's out
Rhodey: should of saw mario party 1, this is 4 *laughs*
Natasha: *looking at other games* monopoly?
Thor: nay, Bruce and hulk burned our board in a fit of fury
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drdoomentia · 5 months
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Banner: listen, hulk feels conflicted about training with you.
Y/n: what’s the matter hulk? Sounds to me like you are scared.
Hulk: Hulk is over his conflicted feelings.
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Jake: Why are Steven and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?
Marc: They had a fight.
Jake: Then why are they holding hands?
Marc: They get sad when they fight.
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super-marvel-dc · 7 months
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Stephen: It’s dark in here.
Y/N: Don’t worry dude I got this!
Y/N: *Stomps their feet*
Y/N: *Skechers light up*
Stephen:
Stephen: *Pats Y/N on the head* and this is why I married you.
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raiisakitsune · 3 months
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Bucky: *dies*
Steve: you know i never liked being alive anyway, *crashes plane*
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trikruismybitch · 3 months
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*During Avengers*
Natasha *sees Y/n surrounded by aliens*: You sure you're good?
Y/n *being badass* : Hey where i grew up everything wanted to kill me.
Y/n kills an alien: *winks at nat* i think ill be fine
*Nat lowkey swoons*
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hazeinthehorizon · 3 months
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Wanda: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Y/N: It’s not a joke.
Y/N: *sniffles*
Y/N: I’m a legit snack.
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incorrecttmarvell · 6 months
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- steven grant
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Peter: Would you still be my friend if I was a worm?
Harley: [done with his bullshit] Sure
Peter: [pointing to a worm on the ground] I’m sorry I can’t be her
Harley: You should be
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icaruii · 7 months
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MK Incorrect Quote #44
Y/n: And remember kids, they can't steal your identity if you have no identity at all!
Marc: Are you-
Y/n: Implying that i steal all my personality traits from the people i'm surrounded by and constantly make them my own so it looks like i'm my own person but i'm really just a shallow copy of those who i've been friends with? Yeah, pretty much.
Marc: I was gonna ask if you were okay, but it appears you clearly aren't.
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drdoomentia · 2 months
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Wanda: pleaseeeeee, it would look so cute on you
Y/n: Wanda, I am a demon, I have four arms, my body is covered in tattoos and markings, and my mouth is filled with sharp teeth, there is no cute in this equation.
Wanda: it would make me happy
*30 minutes later*
Y/n: the zipper won’t zip and I had to create new arm holes, but I think I managed *walks out in a size too small stitch onsie*
Wanda: I- thank you honey *lets out a small giggle and takes a photo*
Y/n: NO! There mustn’t be evidence!
Wanda: HEY GUYS YOU AREN’T GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I GOT HER TO DO! *sprints*
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Jake: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you.
Y/N: First of all, calm down.
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super-marvel-dc · 7 months
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*Avengers Walk into the living room*
Loki: Welcome, fellow idiots.
Y/N: Hello, Loki!
Loki, with heart eyes: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.
Y/N: You underestimate me.
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