Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]
Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!
Yelena:
Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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fake mash plots — “ captains charming “
the only clue a hungover hawkeye has of the nurse he spent the night with are the shoes she left in the swamp , and he begins a futile search for the owner of them . trapper’s shy and awkward old friend makes a visit to the 4077th , and trapper tries to pawn him off on a nurse so he doesn’t have to cancel the date he had planned .
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Kate: I'm in a bad mood, so no one talk to me!
Yelena: Even me?
Kate: What? No. Obviously, you can talk to me.
Kate: But nobody else! I mean it! Leave me alone!
Kate: (to Yelena) To reiterate, this does not apply to you.
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Clint uses Bucky's last name as a cover.
Black Widow & Hawkeye (2024) #2
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You can sigh supplics, you know she likes it
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yelena and kate decide to buy lightsabers one day to recreate their favourite fights and they have fun until nat randomly walks in their house while kate and yelena are mid fight in film accurate outfits and yelena scrambles to make an excuse why they are like that
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Being a shipper in the Marvel fandom be like:
Shipping Clintasha
Comics: 🥰married🥰
MCU:
Shipping Rogue & Gambit
Comics: 🥰married🥰
MCU:
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Natasha: Go to sleep.
Peter, getting up: Okay.
Wanda: What the hell?!?! I asked you like 20 times.
Clint: So did I!
Peter: Well, Nat scares me and I'm older than you. [points to Wanda]
Wanda: No, you're not! I'm literally older than you!
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Y/N: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just "huh".
Kate: I saw you.
Y/N: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.
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Yelena: This is my girlfriend Kate. She has the purest heart out of anyone I know. She cares about me a lot and I love her just as much.
Kate: This is my girlfriend Yelena. She's kind of an asshole and has made a lot of trouble with several people.
Kate: (sobbing) ... I love her so much.
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He is a hot mess.
Emphasis on hot.
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It's not a crush!
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