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#incorrect marvel quotes
fandomnerd9602 · 2 days
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Wanda and Nat look up as Y/N flies down and lands…
Wanda: detka!
Natasha: moya luybov!
The two women run up and hug Y/N…
Y/N: my loves, I’m home!
Y/N kisses Wanda and Natasha tenderly…
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romanoffshouse · 14 hours
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Wanda: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Y/N: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Y/N: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Wanda: ...
Natasha, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
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rxmqnova · 3 days
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Y/N: Is this about me?
Natasha: No.
Y/N: Then I've lost interest.
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abbie-brianna · 3 days
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Peter, texting Tony: *sends a voice message* Tony, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Peter: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Tony: *presses play* Peter's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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chaxan08 · 3 days
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Yelena: That giant box is Kate's gift to me?
Peter: Yup.
Yelena: She's inside, isn't she?
Peter: Yup.
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crybabycunt · 3 days
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Kate: I'm in a bad mood, so no one talk to me!
Yelena: Even me?
Kate: What? No. Obviously, you can talk to me.
Kate: But nobody else! I mean it! Leave me alone!
Kate: (to Yelena) To reiterate, this does not apply to you.
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pixiexdusts-world · 21 hours
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Incorrect Quote
Natasha: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Bucky recently.
Y/n: No, Natasha, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Natasha: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Y/n: No! You’re the only one for me.
Natasha: Is that so?
Y/n: I promise! Bucky and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Natasha: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Y/n: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Natasha: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Y/n: Of course bro!
Natasha: Bro...
Bucky: What the-
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Yelena: Why don't you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honour roll out.
Kate: Are you threatening me?
Yelena: No?? I'm flirting with you.
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floilee · 2 days
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Kate: You worry too much, little killer.
Yelena: What did you expect, Kate Bishop? Everyone I care about likes to throw themselves into danger.
Kate: You do that too.
Yelena: But it's different.
Kate: How different?
Yelena: Didn't you hear the first time?
Kate:...
Yelena: I'm very talented!
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mionemymind · 2 days
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Y/n [Writing in their journal]: Wanda ignored me today...
Y/n: ...I think she's in love with me...
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fandomnerd9602 · 18 hours
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Y/N walks around shirtless…
Steve: it’s like 30 degrees outside. Why aren’t you wearing a sweater?
Y/N: Natasha keeps stealing my sweaters and hoodies
Natasha walks out in Y/N’s hoodie, snuggling into it…
Y/N: can’t I have just one back, malyshka?
Natasha: no. They all smell of you and I want them all
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romanoffshouse · 3 days
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Wanda: You're ignoring all your problems.
Y/N: I know.
Wanda: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Y/N: I'm ignoring that fact as well.
Wanda:
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rxmqnova · 14 hours
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Y/N: I'm having salad for dinner!
Kate:
Y/N: Well, fruit salad.
Y/N: Actually, it's mostly grapes.
Kate:
Y/N: Okay, it's all grapes.
Y/N: Fermented grapes.
Kate:
Y/N:
Kate:
Y/N: It's wine.
Y/N: I'm having wine for dinner.
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loislame84 · 2 days
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Kate: I’m going to need you to punch me.
Yelena: okay.
Kate: wait. What?! Yelena: stand up. Kate: I thought you would say *starts up bad Russian accent* what? This is crazy. I won’t punch you, Kate Bishop.
Yelena, standing and cracking her knuckles: I do not sound like that and how hard can I go? Ten?
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Peter: I want to crawl out of this meat prison and become one with the universe.
Tony: Whoa there. Wait a second.
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