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Incorrect TMNT 2012 Quotes
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Leo: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
Donnie: I would say infinitesimally.
Mikey: And I would say teenily weenily, we all know words.
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Mikey: I love you almost as much as I love pizza.
Renet: Uh… thank you??
Mikey, whispering to Donnie: How's my flirting?
Donnie, whispering back: Terrible.
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Leo: Remember, if you see anyone-
Raph: MURDER THEM!
Leo: HIDE! If you see anyone HIDE!
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Donnie: How do actors on TV shows exchange longing glances and hold hands and kiss each other for eight seasons straight and not fall in love??
Donnie: April said “Hi” to me and I haven't stopped thinking about her since.
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April: Describe your average night.
Mona Lisa: They wear suits of armor.
April: No, I mean, at bedtime.
Mona Lisa: Oh, they probably take it off.
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Splinter: If your brothers jumped off a cliff would you?
Leo: Sensei, you made me the leader. It was my idea.
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Leo: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.
Mikey: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!
Raph: Moan.
Donnie: The duality of man.
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[texting]
Raph: I'm on my way. What should I bring?
Mikey: A good mood.
Raph: I'm not coming.
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Leo: Dammit, Raph!
Raph: What?! It wasn’t me!
Leo: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Mikey!
Mikey: Not me either.
Leo: Oh... Then who set the lab on fire?
Donnie: *whistles*
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Raph: Love is for suckers. Romance is so stupid. Only a complete idiot could ever possibly fall in love. You'll never catch me making a fool of myself with that silly sappy crap.
Mona Lisa, walking by: Hi, Raphael!
Raph: …
Raph, picking a bouquet of flowers: I will begin with a heartfelt sonnet and a passionate love ballad-
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Mona Lisa: What would you say is your life motto?
April: Single and ready to mingle.
Shinigami: Gay and ready to play.
Karai: Bi and ready to die.
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Mikey: I don't know if we should rescue April. It's kind of sexist.
Donnie: …
Donnie: Come again?
Mikey: Look around, Donnie. This situation is the damsel in distress trope. And I am not about to contribute to it.
April: …
April: Okay, you know what? You are making a really good point here, and I respect your dedication to the feminist cause, but this is not the time for it.
Mikey: Sorry, April. I can't do it. I stand with my beliefs.
Donnie: But she's already in distress! We just have to pull her out of it!
Mikey: Well, think of it this way - what do you see right here??
Donnie: Our friend! Who is in danger!
Mikey: Well, I see a very capable young woman. Sure, life's beaten her down a bit, but that's not gonna stop her. Nothing's gonna stop her!
April: Aww! Mikey!
Donnie: NOT IF SHE'S DEAD!
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Casey: Last night, Leo insisted on making me a "romantic dinner" of tomato soup.
Casey: He microwaved a bowl of ketchup.
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Leo: All right, let's have a coffee break! Meet me back here after fifteen.
Leo: …
Leo: To specify, I meant "after fifteen minutes". Don't drink fifteen coffees.
Donnie, vibrating: Too late.
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Renet: Hey, just double checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, right? I’m dying to go to that new place, like I ca-
Mikey: ?????
Renet: Oh sorry.
Renet: Dinner.
Renet: Tomorrow.
Renet: Me.
Mikey: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
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Donnie: Patiently waiting for April to fall in love with me.
Donnie: I refuse to ask her out. I refuse to flirt with her. I refuse to do any attempt to show her that I’m romantically interested in her.
Donnie: How could this possibly go wrong?
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Mikey: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Casey: I guess you'd have to…
Mikey & Casey: D U C K
Raph: I hate you both so much.
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