Bellatrix: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14
Sirius: Let’s not forget who pushed me in
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Barty: Are you okay?
Evan, sobbing: I'm fine, so fine, ecstatic— WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU, BARTY?!
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c: @girlwithherheadinthestars
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Regulus, after watching Sirius and James beat the shit out of Snape for insulting him: can you two just control some of your urges?
James:
Sirius:
James: the urge to punch people who are mean to you is most of our urges.
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I love to hc Remus as a STEM student.
I'm a chemical engineering student and I work among all kinds of engineers, and I swear to god there are no bigger nerds than us.
In my head Remus is smart but awkward, funny in a sarcastic way but has anxiety and zero social skills, and this basically describes people in STEM perfectly.
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Regulus: I'm straight
Dorcas: Barty Crouch Jr, bitting his lip piercing while he looks at you
Regulus: I'm 80% straight
Dorcas: Remus Lupin, library, glancing at you instead of at his book and smiling
Regulus: I'm 70% straight
Dorcas: James Potter, out of quidditch practice, happy trail showing
Regulus: Holy shit I'm not straight
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rip sirius black you would have loved mother mother
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James, to Lily: I just heard Moony call Padfoot a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there
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Sirius Black when Remus Lupin.
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James: What did you think I just kissed you all those times for suits and giggles??
Regulus: In my defense you did get a kick out of sticking your tongue down my throat in public places.
James: Well yeah, but that’s because it annoyed Sirius and it was funny.
Regulus: Yeah I enjoyed that too.
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Regulus, Pandora, Evan, and Dorcas: *giggling at their pranking ability*
Barty, standing at the bottom of a deep hole, covered in mud, wand broken in half: I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.
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Mary, Amelia, Hestia, Xeno, Sybill, Pandora, Alice, Andromeda, Amos, Lucinda, Edgar : I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Remus, Sirius, Kingsley, Emma, Belllatrix, Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
James, Lily, Marlene, Narcissa, Peter: Please like me, my pride can't handle anything else. Even if you don't at least pretend.
Dirk, Benjy, Sirius (again), Regulus: Like me, or don't, idc (they care)
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McGonagall: WHO STOLE THE TOILETS IN THE GIRLS LAVATORY?!
Sirius: It really wasn’t me this time.
Remus: Okay, why don’t I believe you?
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c: @prompts-in-a-barrel
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Regulus, when Sirius discovers him naked in James’s bed: don’t make this weird.
Sirius, horrified: ...you know what? No. You don’t get to pretend that this didn’t already start off very weird!
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part one of Music and Memories, a Marauders band AU
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part two
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In my head, it's Sirius 'everyone want to fuck me no one wants to love me' Black and Remus 'everyone wants to love me no one want to fuck me' Lupin.
Thank you for your attention.
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