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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days

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Yelena: why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead?

Nat, already sighing: what do you mean?

Yelena: I want be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy, don't you think?

Nat: I think you're spending too much time with your girlfriend and she is rubbing off on you

Yelena: You leave Kate out of this

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crybabycunt · 3 days

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Yelena: Kate has no survival skills. Her need to be a hero has replaced them.

Natasha: That can't be true.

Yelena: Watch this.

Yelena: Kate Bishop, there's a lost child at the bottom of the stairs!

Kate: (throws herself out the nearest window)

Yelena: God I love her.

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Kate: I feel...safe around you

Yelena: You take that back!

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 5 months

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Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*

Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?

Kate:...

Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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caitlynskitten · 3 months

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Yelena: Can I use your laptop?

Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.

Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics

Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.

Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.

Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!

Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?

Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*

Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.

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jobethdalloway · 1 year

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loislame84 · 4 months

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*origin of Kate becoming Yelena’s personal seat*

Yelena, looking around at all the empty seats: may I sit here?

Kate, looking around: here?

Yelena:…

Kate, pointing to herself: this is my lap.

Yelena:…

Kate:…

Yelena: that did not answer my question, Kate Bishop. May I sit there?

Kate, nodding: you may.

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floilee · 2 months

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Kate: Please teach me get down the roof like a widow.

Yelena: For the last time Kate Bishop, NO!

Kate with puppy eyes: Please little killer.

Yelena crosses her arms: You'll have to do better than that to convince me.

Kate approaches holding Yelena's face between her hands: Please *kissing forehead* Please *kissing eyebrow* Please *kissing cheek* Please *kissing nose* Please, my love! *kissing on lips*

(The hawk moves away looking the green eyes of widow)

Yelena with attention on Kate's lips: Keep going, I need more time to think about it.

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eosbishova · 10 months

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Kate, holding an explosive tip for an arrow: So, what does this do?

Clint: Way too dangerous

Kate, holding up another one: This one?

Clint: Way way too dangerous

Yelena, turns to Natasha: And you are partners with this man?

Natasha, shrugs: He actually can tell the arrows from all the mediocre labels

Yelena, under her breath: Perfect, just another Kate. Except, she titles everything with two or three sentences max. It is mouthful. You can name jar "cookie jar" but Kate names jar "Super Delicious Beverage For When Yelena Leaves For Solo Missions And I Have The House To Myself. Must Eat With Capri Sun" It is embarrassing.

Kate: I can hear you, Yelena. You act like you didn't name your other closet as: "My Hot Stash Of Clothes That Has Pockets For All Purpose But It Is Quality Material. Not Use For Missions With Mud"

Yelena:

Yelena: You named that one.

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incorrect-bishova · 9 months

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Kate, sweating: Yelena , there’s something I need to ask you-

Yelena : Finally! You’re proposing!

Kate: How’d you know?

Yelena : Kate Bishop, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Yelena : I even picked it up once.

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