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Kate, Wanda, and Nat are sitting on a bench
Yelena: Why do you guys look so sad?
Kate: Sit down with us so we can tell you babe.
*Yelena sits down*
Wanda: The bench is freshly painted.
#hawkeye#kate bishop#yelena belova#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye series#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate : Do you love me?
Yelena: We’re literally married.
Kate : Yeah, but as friends or—
#hawkeye#kate bishop#yelena belova#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye series#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Yelena: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Kate: Wow. They sound stupid.
Yelena: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Kate: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Yelena: I guess you’re right. Hey Kate, I love you.
Kate: See! Just say that!
Yelena: Holy fucking shit.
Kate: If that flies over their head then, sorry Yelena, but they're too dumb for you.
Yelena: Kate.
#hawkeye#kate bishop#yelena belova#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye series#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Yelena: What's that?
Kate: Remorse code.
Yelena: I'm even angrier now.
#hawkeye#marvel#kate bishop#pizza dog#yelena belova#lucky#yelena my beloved#yelena black widow#and kate and yelena#spotify#bishova
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Wanda: Yelena isn’t answering their phone
Kate: I’ll call
Wanda: Nat and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Yelena: Hello Kate Bishoooop
Kate: *to wanda* Wife privileges
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Yelena: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kate: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Yelena: Is it working?
Kate: … I plead the fifth?
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Yelena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Kate : Um...Neat.
*later*
Kate , lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Wanda. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Wanda, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kate . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Nat confessed their love for me?
Kate : Didn't you thank her?
Wanda: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
#kate our useless fruit#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Nat: I like your top, Kate!
Yelena: I have a name, you know.
Kate: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Yelena: What- how?
Kate: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate , to Yelena: We had a date!
Kate : *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Yelena walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Kate, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Kate, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Yelena: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Kate: Yeah, they're all birds.
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Nat: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Wanda : *blushing* I—
Yelena, butting into the conversation: Kate is perfect, thanks for asking.
#Yelena will always stick up for her wife even when kate isn’t there#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Yelena: Yes?
Kate: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Yelena: Fuck.
Kate: It's gonna be a fun week!
Yelena: I'm going to Natasha and Wanda’s house.
Kate: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Yelena: That's ridiculous, Kate doesn't have a crush on me.
Wanda: Yes she does.
Nat: Yes she does.
Kate: Yes I do.
#she’s a bit oblivious but we still love her#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate
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Kate: *Screams*
Yelena: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Nat: Should we do something?!
Wanda, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate#wanda maximoff#wandanat#natasha romanoff
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Kate, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Yelena, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Nat: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Kate: Playing systemic oppression.
#bishlova#bishova#hawkeye#hawkeye series#kate bishop#kate bishop x yelena belova#kate x yelena#yelena belova#yelena boleva#yelena x kate#black widow
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