"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."
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Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!
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At least I own a trash can. At least I can legally rent a car.
↳ New Girl 2x05
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