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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months

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Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol

Steve: What?

Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size

Bucky: Is she okay!?

Steve: Did she win?

Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.

Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!

Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter

Bucky: Shut up Sam

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 5 months

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Bucky: I guess I’m too tough to cry.

Y/N: Honey, yesterday you cried because you thought Santa was overworked and underpaid.

Bucky: *tearing up* He travels the WHOLE world in ONE night with MILLIONS of presents and all he gets is MILK and COOKIES!

Sam: *crying* Oh my god, you’re right!

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Y/N: Hey, guys. What if I told you I made a bad mistake?

Nat: This wouldn’t be the first time I’m disappointed in you.

Steve: It would show your levels of maturity are dropping.

Tony: It would actually be alarming to hear you didn’t make a mistake.

Sam, from the bathroom: Y/N, what did you do to these cookies?!

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marvelflame2010 · 9 months

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*Scene: it's vaccine season and all the Avengers don't want to be the first one to get theirs*

Bucky: This is stupid. Only babies and ex-junkies are afraid of needles. Stick me, Banner

Bruce: *gives Bucky the vaccine*

Bucky: *on the verge of tears* Can I have Y/n please?

Y/n: Aw, honey. *kisses Bucky on the cheek*

Bucky: *blushes and smiles a bit*

Sam: No PDA!

Y/n: Fuck off, Birdbrain and get your own vaccine

Bruce: Yes, Sam, it's your turn

Sam: 😐

Bucky: Ha!

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romanoffshouse · 1 year

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Steve: You bought a taco?

Sam: Yeah

Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?

Sam:

Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!

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yourloverfromthepast · 5 months

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Sam: Oh my- where the fu- JESUS CHRIST!

Bucky: Uuh, why you throwin' gang signs?

Sam: Huh? I'm not- *sighs* I can hear this fucking mosquito but for some reason I can't see it

Bucky, turning towards you: Aaaand, what the hell are you filming? A ghost?

Y/n: A ghost? Oh no! Scott asked me to edit a video of him singing "Umbrella" while being tiny. There, look. *Proceeds to point at the table in front of the couch*

Sam, who was sitting on the couch, now standing up: Are you for real? No, like, ARE YOU FOR REAL?? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A MOSQUITO FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TIC-TAC?!?!

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Y/N: Are you in love with Sam?

Bucky: *sweats* No…

Y/N: Then why do you draw 'S+B' in hearts everywhere?

Bucky: It stands for Suffering and Bitterness.

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multifan113 · 5 months

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TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 5

Sam: It’s AmeriCAN, not AmeriCAN’T

Bucky: You AmeriSHOULDN’T!

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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months

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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #idc

(y/n showing off their new fit)

Sharon: nice fit, where did you get it from?

Y/n, deadpan: your mom's closet

...

Y/n: can someone please help me?

Sharon, standing up immediately: here—

Y/n:nofuckoff. *Proceeds to limp to the room with broken rib and a stab wound*

J*hn, just existing:

Y/n and Bucky: and we took that personally.

...

Sharon accidently spills drink on Bucky's shirt.

Sharon: oh my- I'm so sorry

Y/n, lits lighter: don't worry I got this.

Sam: you're gonna burn the shirt?—

Y/n: who said anything about shirt?

Sam:oh okay... WAIT Y/N NO!

Cuts to scene Sharon running for her life.

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 5 months

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Sam: *Kiss bucky on the cheek*

Bucky: what was that for?*Wipe off the kiss on his cheek*

Sam: For good luck

Bucky: I don't need luck

*Hours later*

Bucky: Sam can you kiss me again-

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Kate, about Y/N: I just really like them and I don’t know what to say to them.

Sam: Just go up to them.

Kate: What? Just say anything?

Sam: Just say anything.

Kate: Okay.

Kate: [goes up to Y/N]

Kate: Your ass makes me forget about my mother in jail.

Y/N: ???

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Y/n: In my family you can be 2 things. Either a strong warrior or a magic user

Y/n: My father, Odin, chose to be a strong warrior while Loki and Frigga chose to be magic users.

Y/n: But Thor and I said “fuck you stereotypes” and chose to be both.

Thor: That is why Y/n and Loki are teaching me magic.

Loki: It’s a great sibling bonding thing and Y/n and I enjoy laughing at Thor if he gets a spell wrong

Sam whispering to Bucky and Bruce: Are you two sure you want them?

Bucky: Yes, Y/n is my soulmate

Bruce: And Thor is mine

Sam: Ok then

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 9 months

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Y/N: I promise I will always be there for you.

Bucky: I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top of you.

Sam: This is your wedding for fuck’s sake.

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Y/N: Hey guys, guess what I did today?

Tony: Destroyed another one of my suits?

Steve: Blew up the White House? Or was it the Pentagon?

Sam: Sent out an atomic missile for fun?

Scott: Oh, I love guessing games! Did you disappoint Fury and all of us again?

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Tony: Hey wait a minute. Y/n and Bucky’s not here.

Sam: What you do mean by Y/n and Bucky’s not here?

Tony: I MEAN Y/N AND THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER ISN’T HERE, GENERAL BIRD-BRAIN!!!

Yelena: Oh my god, I’m using that

Steve: ENOUGH! I’ll call them* calls Y/n’s phone*

Y/n: Hello?

Steve: Y/n, where tf are you and Bucky?? I’m here, Sam’s here, Tony’s here, your aunt’s here-

Peter: *arrives* Sorry I’m late guys. I had chem homework

Steve: Queens just swung in. You two are the only ones not here!

Y/n: What the hell are you talking about, you star-spangled idiot. Bucky and I are at 103 Presley Street, like the address said. Where the tf are you?

Steve: I’m at.... Aw shit. *hangs up* GUYS WE’RE AT THE WRONG LOCATION!!!

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE THE WRONG LOCATION CAPSICLE?!!!!!!

Steve: I MEAN WE ARE AT THE WRONG LOCATION ANTHONY EDWARD!!

Sam: ENOUGH!! Let’s go to the correct location

BONUS:

Bucky: Did Steve give them the wrong location?

Y/n: Yes dekta. Yes he did

Bucky: Why am I friends with him?

Y/n: You know you have a crazy family when the ex-HYDRA assassins are the only ones who do stuff right the first time

Bucky: You’re absolutely right doll

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