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Peter: Wade, I need you for this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Wade: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.
#source: modern family#peter parker#peter parker incorrect quotes#spider man#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Natasha: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Y/N conscious. Ask them questions.
Yelena: [to Y/N] What’s seven times seven?
Natasha: Stuff they know!
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Yelena: I have a friend. Let's call him Mason.
Kate: You know a gun dealer named Mason?
Yelena: He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.
#source: orphan black#yelena belova#yelena belova incorrect quotes#black widow#kate bishop#kate bishop incorrect quotes#hawkeye#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Rocket, about Gamora: She gave me that look that makes my ass leak.
Quill: I am familiar with that look.
#source: orange is the new black#rocket incorrect quotes#rocket raccoon#peter quill#peter quill incorrect quotes#star lord#gamora#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#guardians of the galaxy
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Kate: Is prison really that bad?
Yelena: It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible.
#source: orange is the new black#kate bishop#kate bishop incorrect quotes#hawkeye#yelena belova#yelena belova incorrect quotes#black widow#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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[knocking on the door]
Natasha: You wanna get that?
Yelena: And interact with people? No thanks.
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Y/N: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just "huh".
Kate: I saw you.
Y/N: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.
#source: orange is the new black#kate bishop#kate bishop incorrect quotes#hawkeye#kate bishop x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Wade: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.
Peter: What the fuck.
#source: the office#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool incorrect quotes#peter parker#peter parker incorrect quotes#spider man#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Y/N, scolding the twins: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Wanda: No, we are mad.
Y/N: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Wanda: No, we are not.
Y/N: I’m not the mind reader, Wanda.
#source: the office#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff incorrect quotes#scarlet witch#wanda maximoff x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Yelena: [about Wanda] Ask anyone. We’re close.
Natasha: My sister and my girlfriend sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.
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Wade: I'd lie for you.
Y/N: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Wade, you just like to lie.
#source: the office#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool incorrect quotes#deadpool x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]
Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!
Yelena:
Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
#source: the office#yelena belova#yelena belova incorrect quotes#black widow#kate bishop#kate bishop incorrect quotes#hawkeye#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Natasha: I saw you on TV yesterday.
Tony: Really? What channel?
Natasha: Animal Planet.
#source: tik tok#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#black widow#tony stark#tony stark incorrect quotes#iron man#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Yelena: Why are Wanda and Y/N sitting back to back?
Natasha: They had a fight.
Yelena: Why are they holding hands?
Natasha: They get sad when they fight.
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Clint: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Laura, we’d want Nat to be Cooper, Lila and Nate's guardian.
Natasha: That is great news! Kids, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.
Laura: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.
Natasha: All mine!
#source: modern family#clint barton#clint barton incorrect quotes#hawkeye#laura barton#laura barton incorrect quotes#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#black widow#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes#lila barton#nathaniel barton#cooper barton
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Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.
Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?
T'Challa: I might have.
#source: modern family#queen ramonda#ramonda incorrect quotes#shuri#shuri incorrect quotes#t’challa#black panther#t’challa incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Sam: Bucky, don’t panic. We only left Peter and Wade home alone for an hour. How much damage could they do?
Sam and Bucky:
Bucky: We gotta move.
#source: hannah montana#sam wilson#sam wilson incorrect quotes#captain america#falcon#bucky barnes#winter soldier#peter parker#wade wilson#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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