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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days

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Scott: There are no friends when playing board games. I am here to win.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Peter: If the multiverse is real doesn't that make every movie a true story?

Tony: What? No, of course not!

Clint: oH mY gOD... the kids a genious

Scott: WAIT! Does that mean Jurassic park is real somewhere!?

Clint: The Bee movie!

Harley: SHRECK! Shreck is real!

Kate: What about Titanic?!

Everyone: ...

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.

Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!

Scott: What?! How did you know?!

Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Scott:

Hope: I even had to pick it up once.

Scott: … I was nervous, okay?

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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*Stephen scolding them how they shouldn't tamper with time and the quantum realm*

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗻: This means no more projects, experiments, trials, no podca-

𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝘁: *plays voice recorder*

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗻: Hope, please tell your ant boyfriend to stop recording me.

𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲: Scott, put the phone down!

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winters-hysteria · 1 year

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Scott: Hey, Sam? Can I get some dating advice?

Sam: Just because I’m with (Y/N) doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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incorrectquotesandmadness · 1 year

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Scott: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

America: Okay, but in my defense, Cassie bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Scott: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months

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Scott pulls out a card…

Scott: is this your card?

Y/N: no

Scott: ok. Fine. is this your card?

Y/N: still no

Scott: how about this?

Wanda: (thinks) detka just admit that he had your card two minutes ago!

Y/N: (thinks) nah I wanna see how desperate he’s gonna get

Scott: I’m down to ten cards here! Which one is your card?!

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Y/N: Hey guys, guess what I did today?

Tony: Destroyed another one of my suits?

Steve: Blew up the White House? Or was it the Pentagon?

Sam: Sent out an atomic missile for fun?

Scott: Oh, I love guessing games! Did you disappoint Fury and all of us again?

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yourloverfromthepast · 6 months

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Sam: Oh my- where the fu- JESUS CHRIST!

Bucky: Uuh, why you throwin' gang signs?

Sam: Huh? I'm not- *sighs* I can hear this fucking mosquito but for some reason I can't see it

Bucky, turning towards you: Aaaand, what the hell are you filming? A ghost?

Y/n: A ghost? Oh no! Scott asked me to edit a video of him singing "Umbrella" while being tiny. There, look. *Proceeds to point at the table in front of the couch*

Sam, who was sitting on the couch, now standing up: Are you for real? No, like, ARE YOU FOR REAL?? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A MOSQUITO FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TIC-TAC?!?!

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hurtspideyparker · 2 months

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Peter: Hi Mr. Stark! Hi Captain Rogers America sir, hey Dr. Banner, Sergeant Barnes, Miss Romanoff, Mr. Hawkeye sir. Hey Scott

Everyone: Hi kid

Ant-Man: Hey wait a minute

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incorrectquotesmcu · 12 hours

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Thor: Why do humans have different blood groups?

Scott: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Clint: isn't it weird how you get Billy from William?

Scott: Yeah! Like how do you go from Robert to Bob!?

Steve: And how do you get Dick from Richard?

Bucky: You ask him nicely, we've been over this Steve

Steve: *snorts*

Everyone: *stares at steve in disbelief*

Bucky: What? You know we went to war right? Of course we told dirty jokes

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gh0stlygen0 · 2 years

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Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm

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Warnings: None!

Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky

Genre: Comedy

Reader's Gender: Male aligned

Reader's Age: Not specified!

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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."

Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."

Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"

Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"

Loki: ".... Pardon?.."

Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*

Clint: "No."

Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."

Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."

Peter: "A worm? I mean..."

*thinks about it for a second*

"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."

T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."

Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"

Wanda: *small laugh*

"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."

Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*

"Is that a serious question."

Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*

"... Huh?"

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝘁: Hello, my beautiful girlfriend

𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲: *dropping her bag and looking at the ceilings*

𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝘁: You might be wondering how I'm webbed in the ceiling

𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝘁: You see, Peter and I made a bet-

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romanoffshouse · 9 months

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Y/n: [singing Feliz Navidad at the Avengers Compound]

Tony: [shacking his head]

Peter, Thor and Scott starting to sing along with it.

Tony: [gets more annoyed] Can you please stop it's July!

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