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Steve and Y/N overlooking destruction.
Steve: Well, frick me.
Y/N: I think you meant to say "fuck me" and honey, I already did that last night. You can't be saying stuff like that on a--
Sam: Earpieces! We can hear everything you're saying!
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Y/N: Why am I always leading the blind?
Aemond: ....
Helaena: Why are we blindfolded?
Aegon: And why isn't Aemond blindfolded?
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Helaena: A blind mice nibbles on meatless stone. It bites, it wails, it dies in spite.
Y/N: Is that some cool dream you have for me--
Helaena: The guy you like is useless. You're gonna crush on him, he's gonna hurt you badly, and you'll die.
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Y/N: *fighting to the death with alien and pinned to the ground with sword at neck, limbs held down*
Y/N: I should let you know that I've dreamed about this for many nights.
Avengers: *over earpiece* For the love of--!
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Fury: Do you know why we called a crisis meeting today?
Y/N: I was literally joking when I said that alien could suck me dry.
Maria:
Y/N: You saw it had six mouths!
Tony: Y/N, kid, this kind of behaviour has been going on for a while. It started out with Cap, Bucky, Sam, Nat and Wanda--even Clint. Strange is worried and Banner thinks you need to be locked up, for all our safety.
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Y/N: One, three, or two?
Wanda: Two.
Y/N: But I wanted three.
Nat: Then choose three.
Y/N: No, too late. I choose one.
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SHIELD Chat (+18/Minus Parker)
Y/N: Hey you loveable creatures, does anyone have a pickup truck?
The_TonyStark: It’s 2am, go sleep
Wanda: Why do you need a pickup truck at this hour?
M.Hill: Does anyone know why the classified vehicles department is reporting an alien vehicle stolen?
Y/N: I’m pretty sure I asked the question, not the other way around. So?
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Y/N: *opens bedroom door* Good morning--
*Absolute batshit chaos outside*
Sam: Oh, Lord! Someone help!
Steve: Someone get the firetruck!
Y/N: ....Well....
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Loki: Every morsel in my body loathes this planet, you worthless humans, and this disgusting air.
Avengers: .....
Loki: Every time I see or even hear someone breathe, my resolve to destroy this planet grows--
Y/N: I know this is bad time, but--
Loki: *anger melts and heart gushes* Oh, how I love this beautiful creature blessed from the heavens to sing me songs every morning.
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Sam: If you keep talking, Y/N, I’m going to mess you up!
Y/N: Try me!
Sam: Your mother!
Y/N: ....
Tony: .....
Peter: .....
Y/N: I-I don’t have a mother....
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Tony: “Some assembly required?”
Steve: Well, I sure hope it does!
Y/N: ….Steve, dear. You are too hot to make those ass jokes
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Y/N: Okay, fine, I’ll admit it. I’m not always the best when it comes to new ideas.
Tony: Thank you for realizing your moral shortcomings after thinking it smart to attach a bomb to a jetpack.
Y/N: The guy would explode in the air, away from anyone innocent.
Sam, fully wrapped in bandages: I am innocent!
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forgive me - benedict bridgerton x reader
Pairing: Benedict Bridgerton x F!Reader
Word Count: 3.8k
Warnings: friends to lovers, a lot of pining, some slight steaminess but it’s just built on intense longing and intense kissing
A/N: My first Bridgerton fic, which is slightly out of my comfort zone but has been a total joy to write! Feel free to send in any ideas you might want to see me write in the future. Hope you enjoy a good old friends to lovers confession with our boy Benedict <3
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“You cannot seriously be considering such a thing? I shan’t hear of it, brother!”
It could never be said that the Bridgerton household was a dull one, a fact that you had witnessed firsthand ever since you were a child. Each time your mother had been invited round for tea with Lady Bridgerton, which seemed to happen far more frequently than was truly proper, you would attend too, following quietly behind her skirt. You would always begin with a shy smile towards the Bridgerton matriarch but once you were encouraged to join the children in the gardens, your inhibitions soon deserted you.
When you were first invited, Daphne and Eloise were just slightly too young to play with you properly and so you were forced to form friendships with the three eldest brothers. Whilst Anthony had largely grown out of such youthful things as friendship and Colin had travelled so extensively that your exchange of letters had grown thin, there was one Bridgerton brother that had provided a constant ever since childhood.
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*Y/N reading a comment on live
Y/N: Do I spit before I suck the D?
Nat: It’s 4 in the fucking morning, get off live.
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Y/N: Magic winx! ….. Dual Aurora Wave!
Tony: What’s the kid doing--
Steve: Don’t worry, they’re fine. Just--
Y/N: Moon Crystal Power, Makeup!
Sam: After the whole mind wipe, they forgot their childhood, so I thought it best to make them remember.
Tony: You’re reverting a 200-year-old assassin into a child?!
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Nat: You’re acting like worthless scum even dirtier than the soles of my shoes. Your attitude is deplorable. I can’t even look at you.
Y/N: I love you too.
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Y/N: So, I did something...
Tony: Who do I have to pay off this time?
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