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incorrectquotesmcu · 15 days

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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.

Tony, mouth agape:

Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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howlingcommanddo · 27 days

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Bucky: im gonna need you to swear-

Pre-Serum Steve: fuck

Bucky: swear as in promise.

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 4 months

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Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?

Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol

Steve: What?

Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size

Bucky: Is she okay!?

Steve: Did she win?

Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.

Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!

Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter

Bucky: Shut up Sam

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Y/N: Hey, guys. What if I told you I made a bad mistake?

Nat: This wouldn’t be the first time I’m disappointed in you.

Steve: It would show your levels of maturity are dropping.

Tony: It would actually be alarming to hear you didn’t make a mistake.

Sam, from the bathroom: Y/N, what did you do to these cookies?!

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scarlettflame19 · 1 year

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Bucky: Guess what Y/n? Y/n: What is it?

Steve: Bucky and I are adopting a kid

Y/n: Congrats. Who’s the lucky kid?

Bucky slamming adoption papers in front of Y/n: It’s you sign here

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teabag-of-mischief · 3 months

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Peter: Hey guys? What would be a cool way to cancel a plan if you have a flu?

Tony: My mind is open but my sinuses aren’t.

Natasha: My nose is running so I am not.

Clint: I have fever and it’s not a Saturday night one.

Steve: Hi, I’ll have to cancel our plan because I have a flu.

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welovelouisandbucky · 1 year

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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #14

(Peter and Y/n are playing who'll say WTF first)

Y/n: yk the animals that lay eggs don't have bellybutton.

Peter: pigs can eat anything, and that includes human.

Y/n: sometimes I just wish I can detach my head from my body then put it backwards so I can braid my hair.

Pepper, horrified:

Tony: it IS 3AM—

Y/n: Adolf Hitler was nominated for Nobel Peace prize

Steve: what the fuck—

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romanoffshouse · 1 year

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Steve: You bought a taco?

Sam: Yeah

Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?

Sam:

Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Tony: Hey wait a minute. Y/n and Bucky’s not here.

Sam: What you do mean by Y/n and Bucky’s not here?

Tony: I MEAN Y/N AND THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER ISN’T HERE, GENERAL BIRD-BRAIN!!!

Yelena: Oh my god, I’m using that

Steve: ENOUGH! I’ll call them* calls Y/n’s phone*

Y/n: Hello?

Steve: Y/n, where tf are you and Bucky?? I’m here, Sam’s here, Tony’s here, your aunt’s here-

Peter: *arrives* Sorry I’m late guys. I had chem homework

Steve: Queens just swung in. You two are the only ones not here!

Y/n: What the hell are you talking about, you star-spangled idiot. Bucky and I are at 103 Presley Street, like the address said. Where the tf are you?

Steve: I’m at.... Aw shit. *hangs up* GUYS WE’RE AT THE WRONG LOCATION!!!

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE THE WRONG LOCATION CAPSICLE?!!!!!!

Steve: I MEAN WE ARE AT THE WRONG LOCATION ANTHONY EDWARD!!

Sam: ENOUGH!! Let’s go to the correct location

BONUS:

Bucky: Did Steve give them the wrong location?

Y/n: Yes dekta. Yes he did

Bucky: Why am I friends with him?

Y/n: You know you have a crazy family when the ex-HYDRA assassins are the only ones who do stuff right the first time

Bucky: You’re absolutely right doll

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Natasha: Steve, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Steve: You want me to go home.

Natasha: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.

Steve: I want you to go home?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 22 days

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Steve: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

Y/N: Oh really? Who did you get?

Steve, staring: …

Y/N: Oh! Right, that’s me... yes.

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howlingcommanddo · 27 days

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Bucky: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Pre-Serum Steve: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Buck. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 5 months

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Steve: I’m gonna need you to swear—

Y/N: Fuck.

Steve: Swear as in promise.

Y/N: Oh.

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: Y/n got into a fight at school.

Steve: Is she ok?

Bucky: Did she win?

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Y/N: Hey guys, guess what I did today?

Tony: Destroyed another one of my suits?

Steve: Blew up the White House? Or was it the Pentagon?

Sam: Sent out an atomic missile for fun?

Scott: Oh, I love guessing games! Did you disappoint Fury and all of us again?

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