*Wanda n Y/n making out in the common room.*
Vision- “It is not natural for girls to do… that…” *Gestures to Wanda n Y/n.* “…with each other. Girls are meant to like boys.”
Y/n- “Vision, you are a synthezoid, your body was originally intended to house a homicidal tin can who wanted to commit world wide genocide. Your consciousness comes from an AI, made from a brilliant but narcissistic genius. I see only one of those traits in you and it is not the good one.”
Vision- *Looking several unimpressed.*
Wanda- “You have an infinity stone imbedded into you head. That alone should give you immense intelligence, plus you do have all of J.A.R.V.I.S’s memories and therefore his knowledge. However, keeping all this in mind, your all but a glorified hybrid toaster-Alexa. Nothing about you is natural.”
Y/n- “Do you really want to play this game with us?”
Wanda-￼￼ *Smirking.* “We can keep going if you like.”
Vision- *Getting up to leave.* “I wish to leave now and forget this interaction.”
Wanda n Y/n- *Already leaning in to finish their making out session.* “Fine by us.”
Vision: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Vision: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Tony: I love it when you two impersonate human beings
Glossy, juicy lips. Vanilla perfumes and cocoa hand creams. Business and first class plane seats. Smooth, crystal clear skin and buttery soft legs. Trips to Cancun and France. Spending weeks in South Korea exploring. Speaking multiple languages. Jewels on my wrists. Fresh macarons and hot cocoa.
One thing that bugs me about Multiverse of Madness is we’re supposed to believe this is a world in which Wanda can access any possible reality and is trying to find the perfect reality but she doesn’t even look for Vision??? We got like two mentions of Vision and that’s it. When Vision is one of the most important things to Wanda along with her kids. I just don’t understand why Wanda wasn’t looking for a reality with Vision and the twins??
Vision, enraged: What do you mean, "Don't be mad"? YOU'RE DM'ING WANDA! MY GIRLFRIEND!
Y/N: No dude, I was loyalty testing her, alright? I'm only looking out for you...
Vision calming down: *sighs* Well, okay, I guess...
Y/N: See, Vis? I got you, okay? You're my bestie!
Y/N: She did fail the test though... 'Cause we slept together several times...
It's always "what's up" and never "i love you in every universe"
e.e. cummings, from 'Vision' (in Uncollected Poems), Complete Poems: 1904-1962
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