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#y/n incorrect quotes
feralgoblinqueen · 3 days
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*Task Force 141 wrapping up work with Graves and the Shadows again*
Graves: *flirting heavily with Y/N* This was fun, I’m sure I’ll see you again.
Y/N: *Muttering* If our bad luck holds out but please hold your breath.
Graves: What?
Y/N: *mocking* What?
Price: Y/N, we’re moving out!
Y/N: Saved by the fucking bell 😤
Soap: Do we have to go right this second? I want to see how this plays out.
Ghost: He’s living on borrowed time anyways.
Price: Enough, don’t encourage her.
Y/N: I was only gonna stab him a little bit…
Gaz: I know you would…. You funky little psychopath.
Y/N: See, Gaz gets me!
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Sorry if this one sucks, I’ve had a mental block the past couple of days.
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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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super-incorrect · 5 months
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Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick
Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?
Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick
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CoD X reader y/n incorrect quotes!!! pt. 1
Oh shit. Here we go again…
Ghost, texting: sorry I can’t hangout, my wife just gave birth
Soap: you’ve known the baby for one day and you’ve known me for years??? But ok whatever
Y/n: how do tall people sleep? Wouldn’t their feet go right past the blanket?
König: Schatz, it’s 3 in the morning
Y/n: you can’t sleep?
König:
Y/n: is it the blanket?
Y/n, trying to open a jar: fucking shit lid!
Price: I wonder where they got that from…
Ghost: from the fucking fridge!
Y/n, at the police station: hi! I’m here for my boyfriend
Officer: full name?
Y/n: …ah, you must be new
Computer: please enter a password
Soap: *types in Y/n*
Computer: your password is too weak
Soap: how fucking DARE YOU-
I will post more later so stay tuned <3
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e-nonsense · 1 year
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Dick: You can't make everyone like you Jason. You're not Y/N.
Jason: Not everyone likes Y/N.
Dick: Who doesn't like Y/N?
Jason: I just meant-
Dick: Names, Jason. I need names
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aloneatpeace · 1 year
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Dean : *Screams*
Sam : * Screams louder to assert dominance*
Y/n: Should we do something?!
Cas, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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louwaffles · 1 year
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Nat: So, what do you have to say for yourself?
Y/N: I’m sorry?
Nat: No. 
Y/N: You look good blonde?
Nat: Not even close.
Y/N: Mommy?
Wanda, in the hallway: For the love of--!
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Y/N: *Gently taps table*
Jonathan: *Taps back*
Steve: What are they doing?
Robin: Morse code.
Y/N: *Aggressively taps table*
Jonathan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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my--moon · 3 months
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Leo; “How'd you convince him to do that? Did you use charmspeak or something?”
Athena!(Y/N); “I don't have charmspeak. I'm just really, really persuasive.”
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Y/N: When are we gonna fuck? Wanda: What? Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..
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madamofthestars · 10 months
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Tingyun: be honest with me what is the real reason why don’t you being men home?
Y/n: because my roommate doesn’t like the idea of me bringing men home.
Jing yuan : for the last time we are not roommates we are married.
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super-incorrect · 5 months
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Y/n - Dean annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Sam - But there is nothing special tomorrow.
Y/n - But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.
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CoD X reader y/n incorrect quotes!!! pt. 4
Another day, another quote dumping from the incorrect quotes gurl!
Y/n: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together
Soap, throwing the keys out of the window: so unfortunate…
Y/n: are we dating?
Graves, spitting out his coffee: w-what?! No-
Y/n: you called me baby and sunshine this morning
Graves, nervously laughing: I call everyone that
Y/n:
Graves:
A shadow, tearing up: you never call me that…
Ghost: have you seen my will to live? It has to be somewhere there…
Gaz, pointing at Y/n: FOUND ‘EM!
Y/n, yelling: Babe, could you open this for me?
Soap, walking into the kitchen: what is it?
Soap: aww you need my help for everything, you would be so helpless without me… *opens the coke bottle, bottle explodes*
Graves: *tactical sign language*
Y/n, with an innocent smile (doesn’t know shit about what he wants): *forms a heart in reply*
Lmao sry these aren’t my best ones so far… idk how long I can keep this up <33
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e-nonsense · 1 year
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Dick: Something brought you here, Y/n. Call it what you will… Fate… Destiny…
Y/n: Bruce.
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aloneatpeace · 2 years
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Eddie: FOUR MONTHS.
Steve: What's going on?
Y/n: Eddie, it's not a big deal -
Eddie: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
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louwaffles · 1 year
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*Y/N and Pietro in jail*
Y/N: So, who’re you gonna call?
Pietro: I would call Wanda, but I feel safer here. 
Y/N: I also would call Wanda, but I’m not in the mood of being punished.
Pietro: How about Nat?
Y/N: I still wanna live to see tomorrow. 
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