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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Y/N: Can I have more some candy, De?

Dean: What did Sam say?

Y/N: He said no

Dean: Then why would I say yes?

Y/N: Cause he’s not the boss of you

Dean: *internally* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a-

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super-incorrect · 5 months

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Y/n - Dean annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Sam - But there is nothing special tomorrow.

Y/n - But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.

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aayo-whatt · 1 year

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I posted 1,615 times in 2022

That's 1,615 more posts than 2021!

76 posts created (5%)

1,539 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 617 of my posts in 2022

#spn - 71 posts

#supernatural - 60 posts

#castiel - 49 posts

#dean winchester - 48 posts

#destiel - 47 posts

#dean spn - 43 posts

#my question has been questioned - 38 posts

#castiel spn - 37 posts

#destiel spn - 34 posts

#spn incorrect quotes - 31 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Pirates Of The Caribbean - Will Turner x Reader (platonic)

Request: (from @gay-destiel ) ooh could you do a potc sibling!reader x will? mb the reader could have injured themselves doing something stupid and will is patching them up or something? dunno.. gn!reader used a/n: sorry this took so long, and it's still really short 😭😭 was this what you had in mind? it's how I took your idea, I hope you like it~

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"Again? Really?" Will sighs, as he cleans the scratch on your face.

You give a lopsided grin, "Well, what can I say? I know how much you love when you get to patch me up."

He sticks a bandage to your face, "What did you do this time?"

"Someone didn't think I could jump from the tallest mast of The Black Pearl and not be injured."

"Someone?"

You stay silent, "Me. It was me. I had to prove a point to myself."

Will chuckles, "Your an idiot."

"Ya know ya love it." You stretch as you stand up, and before walking off you turn to your brother and say, "I've got a few more points to prove to myself."

"Y/n-"

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12 notes - Posted October 26, 2022

#4

just harassed my friend into watching supernatural, feeling good

18 notes - Posted October 29, 2022

#3

~got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator~

PART TWO BESTIES

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Adam, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Dean: You're kinda ugly.

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Cas: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. Michael: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Gabe: Fuck you.

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Sam: Oh my Gabe. Dean: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Sam: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

HELLO- IM DYING RN-

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Michael: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Dean: Heck. Michael: You're on thin fucking ice. Michael: Oh no-

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Michael: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Gabe: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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Michael: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Dean is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!

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Cas: Dean, you're an asshole, man. Dean: You are what you eat Cas.

CACKLING SOBBING ON THE FLOOR DYING OH MY CHUCK-

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Michael: A mouse! Dean, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you. Gabe, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal! Adam, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy. Cas, gasping: It's Ratatouille! Sam: His name is Remi, dummy. Michael: I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

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Michael: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Cas: I accidentally fell down. Gabe: DEAN PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Sam: Cas bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Adam: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Sam.

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Michael: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Cas: We're chopsticks! Michael: Well... that's cute! Michael: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Dean: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Dean: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Sam: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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*Dean dies in a game with ships* Cas: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Cas: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Gabe: Legend has it that Dean still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Dean: Of course I do.

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Adam with a gun to Sam's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Sam: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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56 notes - Posted November 30, 2022

#2

got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator here are the highlights-

why is there so much of gabe- ALSO THE GENERATOR SHIPS SABRIEL-

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*out grocery shopping* Castiel: *takes a free sample twice* Castiel: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Gabriel: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Gabriel: Ask me to kill for you. Sam: ...First of all, calm down-

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Michael: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Castiel: I would say infinitesimally. Gabriel: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Sam: You know, Gabriel, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Gabriel: ... Gabriel: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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Gabriel: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Gabriel: Wait you like me? For my personality? Sam: I know, I was surprised too.

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Sam: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Dean: I'm a knife. Castiel, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Gabriel: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Sam: Did you just make that up? Gabriel: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Sam: Gabriel: A really long fortune cookie.

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Adam: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Castiel: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Adam: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gabriel: Edible.

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Adam: Go big or go home! Michael: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Adam: I'm going big!

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Sam: That's not funny. Gabriel: I thought it was funny. Sam: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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there will almost definitely be a part two-

PART 2

@gay-destiel ?

69 notes - Posted November 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Stranger Things -- Robin x reader

non-binary!reader used a/n: idrk what i did with this but yeah, its really short also this was my first time writing something like this, so i hope you like it! ^^

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Robin sighed, walking into your room. She flopped over to the bed where you were lying, and sat down on your legs.

"Rough day?" you ask.

"Mmf," Robin smooshes her face into the crook of your neck.

You wrap your arms around Robin's waist, pulling her closer to you, "I'll take that as a yes, then."

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requested by @alonezz on a blog by lyralit, not sure if this is what you wanted but I tried.

72 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

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marvelnaturalock · 4 years

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Castiel : The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

Sam: Dear God

Castiel: Yes. Very likely

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Y/N: *holding a python* Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?

Sam: I’m sorry, YOU DID WHAT–

Dean: *who’s waited his whole life for this moment* William Snakepeare

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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Store Worker *over the loudspeaker*: Would Sam Winchester please come to the front desk?

Sam, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Dean and Y/N*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Dean and Y/N: We got lost :(

Sam: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Sam: So, N/N, how was your day at school?

Toddler! Y/N: *sniffling* Um… a- a kid pushed me at recess

Dean: Did you push him back?

Toddler!Y/N: *tearing up* N-no, he’s bigger then me

Sam: Uh-huh… Dean?

Dean: *taking out his gun and stomping out of the room* On it

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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Y/N: Hey, Sam, do you think I could fit in the dryer? Dean doesn’t think I can

Sam: Let’s- and I cannot stress this enough- not do that

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super-incorrect · 4 months

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Y/n - If I cut my leg off and swung it at you, would I be hitting you or kicking you?

Sam - You would be mentally scarring me!

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Sam: Hey, do you have any shaving cream?

Dean: Yeah, check in my bathroom

Y/N: *without looking up from reading* I don’t like the way it tastes

Sam: *startled* You eat shaving cream?

Y/N: *looking at him like he’s stupid* Why would I eat it if I don’t like the way it tastes?

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Y/N: Nag, nag, nag. What are you, my mom?

Sam: *sarcastically* Yes. And what a joy it is

Y/N: Sorry, mom, I shouldn’t take my anger out on you. That’s what Dean’s for. Dean!

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super-incorrect · 2 months

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Sam - Y/n, please just talk to me.

I said I was sorry.

I never meant to hurt you.

Y/n - Sorry doesn't bring back my sandwich you giant!

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super-incorrect · 5 months

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Child!Y/n - What does BDSM mean?

Dean - Bon-

Sam - BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING!

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super-incorrect · 4 months

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Sam - Hey Y/n. I saw you fell earlier...are you alright?

Y/n - What? No! I was just hugging the floor.

Sam - You were crying-

Y/n - Listen here you asshat....it was just a very emotional moment, okay?

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Sam: Buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald’s

Y/N: We’re going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work?!

Sam: nO

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