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#source: boy meets world
sober-pepper · a month ago
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Malleus: You have a picture of Kingscholar in your wallet?
Yuu: Yeah. Why?
Malleus: Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet.
Malleus:
Malleus, ominous: I'm in there too, right?
Yuu, a bit scared: Y-You will be.
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yourmomxx · 2 months ago
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m.m.: please tell me you didn't drag hughie into this
butcher: i did not drag hughie into this
*banging on the door*
m.m., eyes wide: who's that?
butcher, trying to keep the door shut: i think you know
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months ago
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Y/N: Will you be my girlfriend?
Wanda: [kisses Y/N]
Y/N: Yes or no?
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incorrect-losers · 2 months ago
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Bill, Beverly, Stan, & Richie: *playing a couples trivia game*
Bev: Stan, what is Richie’s favorite fish?
Stan: Penguin
Bill: No, I don’t think you understood-
Richie: *holds up a paper that says ‘Penguin’ on it*
Richie: BAM!
Stan: I know my man
Richie: It’s like we have one brain
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lesbian-deadpool · 8 months ago
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Yelena as a child: Mother, if my stuffed bear is cold, can I put him in the toaster oven?
Melina: No, darling. That would be a mistake.
Yelena: 
Yelena: Mother?
Melina: Yes?
Yelena: I made a mistake.
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batfamgalore · 8 months ago
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*Steph, Tim, Barbara and Dick are playing a couples trivia game*
Stephanie: Barbara, what is Dick’s favorite fish?
Barbara: Penguin.
Tim: No, I don’t think you understood-
*Dick hold up a paper that says ‘Penguin’ on it*
Dick: BAM!
Barbara: I know my man.
Dick: It’s like we have one brain.
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Coach: Mr. Stilinski.
Stiles: Franklin Roosevelt and the new deal.
Coach: Dear lord... He's right.
Stiles: It's been my answer for two years, Coach. Sooner or later it had to pay off.
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incorrect-archons · 4 months ago
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Itto: Roses are red, violets are blue, God gave me all the height, and left none for you.
Itto: [points at Xiao and laughs]
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writerswho · a month ago
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River: You have a picture of the Master in your wallet?
Doctor: Yeah. Why?
River: Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet.
River, ominous: I'm in there too, right?
Doctor, a bit frightened: You will be.
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incorrect-horizon · 28 days ago
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Aloy: I saw this and thought of you.
Aloy: [Hands Kotallo something and walks away.]
Alva: What is it?
Kotallo: It’s a little seashell.
Alva: Do you like seashells?
Kotallo: I like this one :)
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months ago
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Fighter: You're one of my best friends, I just want you to loosen up.
Artificer: You don't think I'm a geek?
Fighter: Of course not.
Artificer: You think I'm cool?
Fighter: Of course not.
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sober-pepper · 7 days ago
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Jade: Are you going to talk with Yuu?
Azul: No! I'm way too nervous. I wouldn't know where to start.
Jade: How about starting by saying hello?
Azul: That's too risky! Knowing me, it would probably come out, "I want to have your children!"
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incorrectfexi · 29 days ago
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rue, about lexi: i think you should marry her
fez: rue! that's not what you're supposed to say. you're supposed to say you think we're crazy
rue: well, you're crazy if you think you haven't been married to lexi since you met her, you might as well get presents for it
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months ago
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Alexei: You know Melina, I’m having a little trouble opening this jar.
Melina: That’s because it’s a can.
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incorrectclonewars · a month ago
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AU where Anakin didn’t turn and got to meet Ezra
Anakin, to Ezra: Hey, little bro. Life's tough, get a helmet.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months ago
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Fury: You have a question, Peter?
Peter: Yeah. It’s hard to picture you as a boy.
Peter: Did your parents call you 'Director Fury'?
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batfamgalore · 5 months ago
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Wally: You know Dick, I’m having a little trouble opening this jar.
Dick: That’s because it’s a can.
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