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#supernatural incorrect quotes
5sospenguinqueen · 2 days
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Castiel: When does the soap sing?
Y/N: What?
Castiel: I've watched eight seasons of this show, and the soap hasn't started singing yet.
Y/N: (baffled) That's- that's not what 'soap opera' means.
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jonasdirection101 · 4 months
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Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”
Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”
Dean: “But we still love you.”
Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”
Dean: “I'm…”
Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”
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morganaconda · 1 month
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mischieviem · 3 months
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Y/N: Can I have more some candy, De?
Dean: What did Sam say?
Y/N: He said no
Dean: Then why would I say yes?
Y/N: Cause he’s not the boss of you
Dean: *internally* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a-
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Drunk!Y/N: Hey, I-I just want you to know that I think I have like a big crush on you
Dean:
Dean: Sweetheart, we’ve been married for three years
Drunk!Y/N:
Drunk!Y/N: So, does that mean you like me back, or-
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super-incorrect · 5 months
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Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick
Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?
Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick
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spn-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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Sam: Dean, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Y/n : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Dean: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Y/n * How about a muffin on the house baby?
Y/n , giggling: I’m pretty.
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Dean: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Sam: Did Cas tell you he loves you and you didn't respond?
Dean: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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5sospenguinqueen · 2 months
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Y/N: Whenever Dean is about to use the shower after me, I turn the temperature to scalding.
Sam: Why-why would you do that?
Y/N: To make him think I am capable of withstanding that pain. I take normal showers, but I want Dean to be a little scared of me.
Sam: (sighs) You’re both idiots.
Charlie: (in awe) That’s genius.
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jonasdirection101 · 2 months
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Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”
Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”
Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”
Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”
Castiel: *Nods*
Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”
Fake Dean: “27!”
Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”
Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”
Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”
Castiel: “What?”
Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”
Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”
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morganaconda · 3 months
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fr3sh-c0rn · 3 months
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Cas: perhaps they're homophobic
Dean: but we're not gay, cas
Cas: we're not?
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Dean: Hey, do you know how to play the trumpet?
Y/N: No, why?
Dean: *shrugging* Sam’s been getting on my nerves lately so I felt like the best way to return the favor would be to learn how to play
Y/N: Technically, you don’t need to know how to play to annoy him
Dean:
Dean: You’ve just opened my eyes
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Y/N on the phone with Charlie: "So got an offer from someone on the internet to be their sugar baby"
Charlie: "Really? How much was he paying?"
Y/N: "$1500 and all I have to do is send photos of my feet"
Charlie: "Are you going to do it?"
Y/N: "No seems kinda hinky you know"
Hours later Dean comes back looking for Castiel, walks into Y/N's room
Dean: "What's going on in here?"
Castiel looking up while Y/N paints his toes a bright red, both blushing
Castiel: "I'm going to make Y/N money by being her glucose infant"
Y/N laughing, while Dean looks confused
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bibuck-saved-me · 1 year
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