Gregory: Hey, Vanessa?
Vanny: What- wait... shit!
Gregory: Yup, I knew it. It’s her.
Vanny: No, it just sounded like you said “Vanny”!
Glamrock Freddy: Officer Vanessa?
Vanny: What?
Vanny: GOD DAMMIT!
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Yelena: Well, if it isn’t Kate Bishop.
Kate: But it is me.
Yelena: No, it’s an expression-
Kate: Your villain tricks won’t work on me.
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*Bandana Dee falls through the ceiling, landing near Kirby*
Bandana Dee: Hey, Kirby!
Kirby: Hey, Bandana!
*beat*
Bandana Dee: That hurt.
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Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
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Jason: *Recording while Y/N and Damian are arguing*
Y/N: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Dick: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*
Damian, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Y/N: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Damian: It's my favorite movi-
Y/N: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Damian!
Damian: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Y/N: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Tim: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*
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Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
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Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
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*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
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Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching*
Simeon:
Simeon: Are you three okay?
Belphie: I’m a little messed up
Satan and MC: same
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Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.
Xie Lian: San Lang!!!
Heaven: NO!
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what do you mean this wasn’t canon
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Roy: Tonight, one of you will betray Ted.
Jamie: Is it me, Coach?
Roy: No, it's not you.
Colin: Is it me, Coach?
Roy: No, it's not you either.
Nate: Is it me, Roy?
Roy, mockingly: Is iT mE, RoY?
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Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.
Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.
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Ed: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Ling: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?
Ed: EVERYTHING! EVERY FUCKING THING!!
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