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spn-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Dean: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Y/n: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Dean: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/n: But I heard a siren.
Castiel: That was Sam.
Sam: Sorry, I got nervous.
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super-incorrect · 5 months
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Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick
Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?
Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Castiel : If I fall…
Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.
Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?
Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Crowley : *watches these four interactions*
Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?
Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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lokischickadee · 16 days
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kaleldobrev · 11 months
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Sam: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Y/N: AS ENEMIES?!
Sam: …
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what-do-i-type-here · 4 months
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Dean: Hey do you know Cas' type
Sam: You
Dean: Huh, too bad I'm not a girl
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Jack: Y.N said I can't watch Scooby-Doo.
Castiel: Why?
Sam: Y.N find out Dean have crush on Daphne and now no one can watch it.
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witchy-winchester · 3 months
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Dean: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Sam, patting him on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
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hellerjackline · 1 month
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spn-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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Sam: Dean, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Y/n : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Dean: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Y/n * How about a muffin on the house baby?
Y/n , giggling: I’m pretty.
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super-incorrect · 5 months
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Y/n - Dean annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Sam - But there is nothing special tomorrow.
Y/n - But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Sam : Um...Neat.
*later*
Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?
Sam : Didn't you thank him?
Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.
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lokischickadee · 17 days
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This is so Cas🤣🤣
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kaleldobrev · 11 months
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Y/N: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Jack?
Jack: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Dean: So Y.N. How did you become a hunter?
Y.N: I don't want to talk about it.
Sam: It was that bad?
Y.N:... Well... I always thought Pattinson is hot.
Dean:Y.N... please tell me you don't...
Y.N: Everyone makes mistakes!
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witchy-winchester · 3 months
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*At a bank teller window*
Sam, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Castiel: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Sam: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Castiel: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
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