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maj-3k · 2 months
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Y.N (seeing Adam): I can fuck misogyny out of him.
Lute: You can what?!?
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maj-3k · 2 months
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Wriothesley: Y.N I need relationship advice.
Y.N: You want an advice from me? Wriothesley I was flirting with Neuvillette for 30 years before I realized that he didn't played hard to get for three decades. He just didn't know what flirting was.
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maj-3k · 2 months
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Diana (put a lasso on Y.N without they knowledge)
Diana: So Y.N what you like the most about Clark?
Y.N: His tits...
League :... Y.N:...
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maj-3k · 2 months
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Y.N: How do I look?
Constantine: Like goth teen, whose father left for milk, and is weary into satanism.
Y.N: Good
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maj-3k · 2 months
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Mazikeen: Look at yourself! You are lonely and miserable!
Lucifer: I'm not lonely. I have Y.N.
Y.N: I'm hanging out with you only because of free alkohol.
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maj-3k · 6 months
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constantine on the phone : what are u doin right now?
y/n : ya mum
constantine: shes dead u nit
y/n: oh i kno
y/n: used the hell portal in the washroom
y/n: got a throat like a hoover, see where u get it from
constantine: bugger off you-
y/n: motherfucker?
constantine:
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maj-3k · 7 months
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Constantine: We have to find a way to get into that mental hospital.
Y.N: I have an idea
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Y.N: ... So then I had sex with this five demons that I mentioned earlier. Everything was nice until Lucifer find us. I admit doing this on his throne wasn't a best idea but who would say "no". He calmed down when I sed that we can do it on Michael throne. But this is a story for another time...
Therapist:...
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Constantine: What did you tell them?
Y.N: I just described what happened week ago.
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maj-3k · 7 months
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maj-3k · 11 months
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scarlet witch: [look at m/n and smirk] hello m/n, are you still crazy?
m/n: [shrugs] little bit, are you still murdering people just to get your boys?
scarlet witch: [nod] some times, how's your imaginary friends?
m/n: he good, how about your dead family-
strange: what the fuck is wrong with you two?!
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maj-3k · 1 year
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excuse me but who is this distinguished gentleman
are you fucking kidding me with the pinky too
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bonus: sebastian when he finds out you’ve been hanging out with shit bag Garreth again:
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maj-3k · 1 year
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[wong and strange kidnap m/n to get information about scarlet witch]
strange: [try to look intimidating] why would you help the scarlet witch?
m/n: [look strange with bored expression and sit down on the floor] scarlet witch asked for a favour and in the spirit of goodwill, i agreed.
wong: [look m\n suspiciously] what did you get out of it?
m/n: nothing [shrugs]
dr strange: [unconvinced] what did you get out of it apart from nothing, m/n?
m/n: [give them sheepishly smile] her number.
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Y.N: You know... sometimes I feel like a third wheel around you two.
Sebastian (with Ominis on his lap): Why is that?
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Y/N: Steven, what’s you type?
Steven: In men?
Y/N: No, in salad dressing- yea, men.
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Y.N: Aleksander you know I respect you and all your decision but... "Alina" can't be explanation for every irresponsible action.
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Jason: If I suck some guy off for money, would that make me gay?
Y/N: How much money?
Jason: $500.
Y/N: No.
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Constantine (helping Raven)
Y.N (looks like they been betrayed)
Constantine: Y.N stop being jealous. You are still my favorite demon.
Y.N: I don't believe you anymore!
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maj-3k · 1 year
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Y.N:…hmmm… Aleksander:… Y.N:hmmm… Aleksander: What is on your mind? Y.N: What?… Nothing… Aleksander: Y.N Y.N: What if Alina was a guy. I mean, would you flirt with "him" or just stay in friend relationship? Aleksander: What? Y.N: I'm want to know… Are you into woman or just sun summers? I'm supporting you either way. Aleksander: Y.N, go back to work.
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