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#dean incorrect quotes
super-incorrect · 5 months
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Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick
Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?
Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick
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Incorrect Quotes<3
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tbosasincorrect · 5 months
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jonasdirection101 · 4 months
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Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”
Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”
Dean: “But we still love you.”
Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”
Dean: “I'm…”
Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”
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spn-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Dean: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Y/n: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Dean: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/n: But I heard a siren.
Castiel: That was Sam.
Sam: Sorry, I got nervous.
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morganaconda · 2 months
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mischieviem · 4 months
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Y/N: Can I have more some candy, De?
Dean: What did Sam say?
Y/N: He said no
Dean: Then why would I say yes?
Y/N: Cause he’s not the boss of you
Dean: *internally* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a-
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what-fandom-again · 1 month
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Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."
Jack: Whats that?
Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas
Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny
Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".
Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".
Jack:
Dean:
Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought
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Drunk!Y/N: Hey, I-I just want you to know that I think I have like a big crush on you
Dean:
Dean: Sweetheart, we’ve been married for three years
Drunk!Y/N:
Drunk!Y/N: So, does that mean you like me back, or-
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super-incorrect · 5 months
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Dean - You know what, I think you can reach Adele's vocal range
Y/n - I don't think so-
*Dean, throwing a fake lizard at Y/n*
*Y/n screaming*
Dean - You should reconsider
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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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demon: I'm going to kill your husband!
Dean: my what?
demon: the angel *points at Cas*
Dean: he's not my husband?
demon: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!
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missingmoonflowers · 4 months
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jonasdirection101 · 3 months
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Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”
Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”
Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”
Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”
Castiel: *Nods*
Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”
Fake Dean: “27!”
Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”
Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”
Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”
Castiel: “What?”
Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”
Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”
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morganaconda · 3 months
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transexualpirate · 6 months
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funniest thing about cas is that he's literally everything. he's a pta mom. he's an eldritch horror. he's as old as time. he's just learning how to live. he's a girlboss. he's a pathetic little man. he's a romantic. he has lost faith in love. he's the best dad ever. he's a panicking first time parent. all of those things are true at the same time
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