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Y/N: When are we gonna fuck?
Wanda: What?
Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?
Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..
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Agatha: Well, well, well, look at who can't keep her dick out of my mouth
Wanda: I’LL PUT MY DICK WHEREVER I WANT!
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Y/n: MAAAAAATT, COME HERE RIGHT NOW
Wanda: Matt? Who's Matt?
Matt, entering the room: Hi y/n. Uh, me, I'm Matt. Matt Murdock, nice to meet you
Wanda: Oh, uhm, hi! Nice to meet you too, I'm Wanda. Soo y/n, why are we here?
Y/n: I mean, he's single and handosme, you're single and hot, you're both my friends... *approaches the door slowly* I thought you two might get to know each other a little better. Plus, you have something in common!
Wanda: Oh, really! What is that?
Matt: *chuckles* Y/n, you never cease to surprise me. Well, I think that might be a good starting point, so...go on, shoot
Y/n: You both lost your vision *runs away*
Matt:
Wanda:
Matt: Wait, why do I feel so much tension-
Wanda, with her Scarlet Witch suit on: Matt, I think we'll have to continue this later. Now I got some business to do.
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Wandavision incorrect quote from Full House, Season 1 Episode 1
Wanda: [about Tommy and Billy] You’re their uncle; try to be parental or something. *leaves*
Fietro: ...Parental? It’s cool, I can be parental! I got parents.
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Y/N cuddles with Wanda on their bed…
Y/N: can I touch your belly?
Wanda: (giggles) it’s your baby too, detka
Y/N: I know. But you’re your own person and I didn’t want to infringe on your space
Wanda: I’d be more insulted if you didn’t touch my belly (giggles)
Y/N: oh alright
Y/N gently caresses Wanda’s pregnant belly. The babies kick…
Y/N nuzzles Wanda, conveying every ounce of love they can give…
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Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.
Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.
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*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*
Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.
Y/N: Thoughts?
Strange: …
Strange: And prayers, girl.
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 757
Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”
Wanda: “A what?”
Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”
Wanda: “I am not!”
Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*
Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*
Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*
Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”
Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”
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Wanda takes Y/n to her gingerbread house
Wanda: Everything you see here is edible.
Y/n, eyeing up Wanda: Everything?
Wanda, under her breath: Everything.
Agatha: Do ya'll think before you speak?
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Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Wanda: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the fuck?
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Agatha: You’ve been watching tv all day, why don’t you go read something?
Wanda: [puts on subtitles]
Agatha:
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Billy: Mama?
Y/N: Yeah sport?
Billy: Could you close my closet door please?
Y/N: Why?
Billy: So monsters don’t come out
Y/N: What makes you think monsters can’t open doors?
Billy: 🥺😰
Tommy: 😆🤣
Wanda:
Y/N:
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wanda maximoff x textposts
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Y/N walks up behind Wanda and lifts up her pregnant belly…
Wanda: detka
Wanda giggles and leans against Y/N’s chest…
Y/N: does that make you feel better?
Wanda cups Y/N’s hands with her own…
Wanda: so much better
Wanda bites her lip, trying to contain the joy she feels…
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Vander, to the kids: Thanks for choosing me to be your dad.
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