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Countdown to Agatha: Day 781
Agatha: “It’s crazy that just anyone can buy superglue”
Y/N: “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Agatha: “Hmm? Oh nothing in particular”
*meanwhile*
Wanda: “Why won’t the fridge open?”
Wanda: “Why is there a rubber duck on the ceiling?!”
Wanda: “Why the FUCK does my crown have rhinestones on it?!”
#Agatha definitely glued her fingers together and got stuck to everything but was it worth it?#she may be sprinting from a promise of murder and revenge but yes yes it was#when Wanda realizes she’s like: if you do this again I will superglue the pages of every. single. book. you. own.#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos#coven of chaos counter#incorrect marvel quotes#darkhold diaries#agatha: darkhold diaries#darkhold diaries counter#wagatha#wanda x agatha#agatha
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 780
Wanda: *crying* “I’m of no use besides spreading destruction and chaos whether I want to or not!”
Y/N: “Wanda, you’re so much more than that! Everyday you prove it in so many different ways”
Agatha: “Yeah! Like when I got my head stuck in the bannister and you blew it apart!”
Wanda: “But- but- but- That’s DESTRUCTIVE” *sobs*
Y/N, to Agatha: “Would it have killed you to say anything about her caring or creative habits?”
Agatha: “….but the violent ones are my favorite” *tears up*
Y/N: “Good thing I brought the “should be reserved for conversations in therapy” tissues”
#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter#wagatha#wanda x agatha#agatha
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 757
Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”
Wanda: “A what?”
Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”
Wanda: “I am not!”
Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*
Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*
Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*
Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”
Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”
#congrats Wanda you’re officially the last to know#I can’t be the only one who dreams of fancily sliding down a staircase railing?!#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos#coven of chaos counter#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter#Darkhold diaries#agatha
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 629
****Spoiler warning!! Leaks!!!****
Images of Agatha from the upcoming show Agatha: Darkhold Diaries have been leaked:
Credit to @ScarletWitchUpd and @AgathaHNews on Twitter for these images
#SPOILER WARNING#agatha: Darkhold diaries spoilers#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 736
Agatha: *passed out on the couch*
Y/N: “Aww, she looks so cute when she’s asleep!”
Wanda: “Cute? She sleeps like a medieval peasant anticipating assassination”
Y/N: “Is it the knife?”
Wanda: “It’s the knife.”
#agatha sleeps with a knife#cannonically#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos#coven of chaos counter#incorrect marvel quotes#darkhold diaries#darkhold diaries counter#agatha: darkhold diaries
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 714
Y/N: “I wish I was there to have watched you duel, it seemed like such a dramatic affair”
Wanda: “I promise you, it’s better that you missed it. It was emotional for all”
Agatha: “…give me a minute”
Agatha: *bursts in wearing Wanda’s scarlet witch costume* “I’m not a witch. I don’t cast spells. No one taught me magic!”
Wanda: *deep exhale*
Agatha: “I said your line!! We’re doing a scene here Wanda! You’re supposed to say, as me: “Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme-“
Wanda: *glares*
Agatha: “Oh what, like I’m supposed to play me and you’re supposed to play you? Boring! Plus - even if your pants are a wee bit too long, your costume fits!”
Agatha: “Now Y/N, hand me the toaster so it can be the stand in for Vision in the finale before the hex dissolves”
Wanda: *tackles her*
#wanda ready to bite Agatha#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter#darkhold diaries
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 748
Wanda: *visibly upset*
Y/N: “Awww look! She’s doing her signature angry nose scrunch!”
Wanda: “Don’t prod at me right now, or else it’s your funeral”
Agatha: “It’s so hard to when you make such a cute face!!” *boops nose*
Wanda: “THAT’S IT” *body slams Agatha*
#this post is dedicated to Lizzie’s signature nose scrunch#which I’ve kinda unconsciously adopted lol#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos#coven of chaos counter#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter#darkhold diaries#agatha
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 731
Y/N: “I made you both some tea!”
Wanda: “Thank you!”
Agatha: “Appreciate it hon!”
Y/N: *happily leaves*
Agatha: *dumps both cups in a plant”
Wanda: “What are you doing?”
Agatha: “Saving your life - and your stomach - see?”
Plant: *withers and dies*
Wanda: “Why don’t you tell them that the tea is so bad it could be classified as a biological weapon?”
Agatha: “I will NOT be the one to crush their dreams. I may be evil, but I’m not a monster”
#it’s okay Y/N you just cannot boil water#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#darkhold diaries#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 739
Tommy: “Hey mom?”
Wanda: “Yeah, what’s up?”
Billy: “We can’t find the new action figures you got us”
Wanda: “Really? Do you think you misplaced them? They have to be around here somewhere - I mean - it’s not like they grew legs and walked away!”
*meanwhile*
Agatha, with several figurines: “DIE DIE DIE I WRESTLE YOU WITH MY SUPREME POWER*
Y/N, also holding a pair: “I’m gonna make them kiss”
#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#darkhold diaries#agatha: darkhold diaries#darkhold diaries counter
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Countdown to the Darkhold Diaries: Day 584
Agatha arguing with Y/N: “-What next? Emotional vulnerability?? What else do you expect of me yet I have none to give?”
Wanda: “Woah, Woah! What’s going on here!
Y/N: “Agatha’s- she’s- she’s”
Agatha: “Aww can’t spit it out, can you? Can’t use your big girl words?”
Y/N: “AGATHA’S BEING A BITCH”
*shocked silence*
Wanda: “…damn Agatha…to be honest you kinda had that coming though”
#y/n is rage incarnate in such a small body#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 699
Wanda: “When I first joined the Avengers, I kept having these really bad stomach aches-”
Y/N: “What was it? The change to American cuisine?”
Agatha: “The physical exhaustion of combat?”
Wanda: “-but then I went to the doctor and plot twist!? Anxiety”
#inspired by that one Trixie mattel makeup tutorial where she goes plot twist? depression!#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos#coven of chaos counters#darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries counter#incorrect marvel quotes
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