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Barnaby: *whenever Wally is accused of any wrongdoing* Now they come for my Wally? My sweet, defenseless little apple?!
Wally: *staring at You with a haunted expression* Ȉ̸̧̨̨̪̪̗͍̪͎̻̰͋͂̈́͆͑́̓͒̅̃̃̈́͘̚ ̸̢̖͎̘̰̗̠̜̜͓̒͋͛́̎̓̈́̎͗̈́̈ä̴̧̧̛͍̬̳̦̼̬̬̞̩̣̜́͊̇͒͛̃̏͆̽͐͘ͅm̶̡̨̨̲̦̙̙̼͔͔̺̗̜̠͖͇̥̈́̓ ̵̳͈̮͚̥͂͊͊ͅͅt̵̻͖͈͈̖̲̬̜͎̦̮̯̭͋́̎͠͝ẖ̴̢͓̬̜̯̮̬̪̓͊͜ê̸͚̖͈̬͍̐̾͂̑͛̓̚̚͝ ̶̛̖̬̥̼̮̞̺̮̮͖͙̱͂̾̏́̈́̎̊͘m̶̜̫͉͓͒̾̂o̶̧͙̦̳̞̱̜͖̤̹̤̤̣͒̽̏̓̓̓̉̅̅̕͝ͅn̵̥̑ś̷̡̰͓̼̪̭͖͖̓͑͋͋̓͐̉̅̾͠t̶̡̨̤̳̦̥̥͒̀̽̌̊͗̚ẻ̷̢͈̦̫͉̄r̶͎͕̊͋.̵̱̼͎̮͚̖̑̅̓͗́̅̿́͝ͅ
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Freddy: ...Whatcha got there, Jack-O?
Jack-O-Bonnie, carrying Crimson on his shoulders, a drink in hand: A smoothie.
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laughing-moonlight · 6 months
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*BroZone after being trapped in their diamonds*
Veneer: Okay, John Dory, your turn. Give me a noun
John Dory: Blood
Veneer: Okay! Now Bruce, you supply an adjective
Bruce: Psychotic
Veneer: Ooh, good one! And, Clay, a verb
Clay: Choke
Veneer: Well, you've already used choke three times, but I'll allow it
Veneer: Aren't Mad Libs so much fun?!
Floyd: No. No they're not
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.
Stephanie: Years of practice.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Yelena: You bought a taco?
Y/N: Yeah.
Yelena: From the truck that hit Kate?
Y/N: Well me starving isn’t going to help her.
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romanoffshouse · 8 months
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Y/N: Please? For me?
Natasha: Don't do that.
Y/N: Do what?
Natasha: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Y/N:
Natasha:
Y/N: Please? For me?
Natasha: Fine.
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Luo Binghe: I can guarantee you I’ll be Shizun’s second husband.
Ning YingYing: What happened to his first husband?
Luo Binghe: Nothing you can prove.
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incorrect-wandanat · 3 months
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Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!
Nat: I’m the Black Widow.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 4 months
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[Ted walks into Beanies and straight past Richie and Ruth]
Ruth: Hey Ted!
Richie: Hi.
Ted: Whoa. I almost didn't
recognize you guys not
sitting on my couch.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 months
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Cleric: Do you know how many times Sorcerer started a fire? Wizard: I don't know… Many? Cleric: Eighteen! Sorcerer: Seventeen! Cleric: What about this one? Sorcerer: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.
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mamaspidershit · 2 months
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[Peter is chilling in Natasha's house on her couch] Natasha: How’d you get in here? All the doors are locked. Peter: Yeah, but not all your windows were.
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waterfire1848 · 9 months
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Bruce: Diana and Clark are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.
Stephanie: Aside from being Batman, that’s like all you do.
Bruce: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!
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uncorrectintamed · 7 months
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Jiang Cheng: Sorry, lost my cool for a second.
Wei Wuxian: Can't lose something you never had.
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weiyjling · 1 month
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Dick: I invite you to my home.
Dick: I teach you the joys of acrobatics.
Dick: I’m forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn’t even want.
Dick: And then I come home to find you chewing on my brother’s face.
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Damian: Please? For me?
Dick: Don't do that.
Damian: Do what?
Dick: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Damian:
Dick:
Damian: Please? For me?
Dick: Fine.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Kate: Where's Y/N? I've been calling and texting them for hours.
Natasha: They've been in the shower.
Kate: All day?
Natasha: Pretty much. They take really long showers when they get depressed.
Kate: Well, when do you think they're going to come out?
Natasha: I don't know. They took a chair in there.
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