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#incorrect percy quotes
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Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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my--moon · 3 months
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Book! Percy: Who are you?
Disney! Percy: I'm Percy Jackson. I'm from another another dimension!
Book! Percy: How many more Percys are there?
Movie! Percy: Hey fellas.
Fanon! Percy: Hello! :D
Book! Percy: This can literally not get weirder...
Musical! Percy: It CAN get weirder! >:3
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rayssion · 4 months
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Percy: Nico asked me how long does he have to wait until he can stop listening to me. I told him he has to listen to me for the rest of his life.
Percy: he looked at me dead in the eyes and said "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life"
Percy: kids are so cold-blooded man.
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Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months
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Annabeth: Percy, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Percy: Not to brag but it didn't even take me the whole day!
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all-da-ladies-luv-leoo · 10 months
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annabeth: okay, we attack after three. ready?
percy: ready!
annabeth: okay. one, two— PERCY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
percy: IM SORRY I PANICKED! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ON THREE AND BY THE TIME I REALIZED, I WAS ALREADY RUNNING!
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prcy-jackson · 7 months
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Percy: oh no! One of our neighbors died
Annabeth: who, Ray?
Percy: I don't think cheering is appropriate Annabeth
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sixofhoez · 2 years
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SHE IS A PERFECT ANNABETH CHASE
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wearetherevolution · 2 years
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Can‘t wait to see them blow up a bus!
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fayvpor · 12 days
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*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
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Percy Jackson: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
Grover (walking around and collecting lightbulbs): Nope. No, thank you, that's not something we'll be doing today.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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to everyone whining about "what about smart blonde girl representation" i assure u can find a lot more smart white blondes in media than fully developed poc in an important role lol
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my--moon · 1 month
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simpingforpjo · 2 years
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Grover: Do you have a crush on Annabeth?
Percy: What? no! She is always bothering me and turning everything into a competition.
Grover: Oh okay, I just assumed it from this realistic portrait of her face under your bed, did an Apollo kid draw that for you?
Percy: That? You call this realistic? It looks nothing like her, her eyes aren't even that shade of gray, the shape of the lips is all wrong: it should be fuller and the bow is less pronounced, also the curls- I am SO not helping my case here, right
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dorimei · 1 year
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nico: i dont think apollo's pleased with you percy, after having just accomplished the stupidest and most dangerous feat known to man: why? nico, reading aloud: "dear percy, i hope this letter finds you before i do"
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