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#incorrect nico di angelo quotes
sodamnbored · 9 months
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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?
Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.
Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.
Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?
Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.
Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.
Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.
Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.
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rayssion · 4 months
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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?
Jason: ....yes?
Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.
Percy, already running away: thanks!!
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echo-stimmingrose · 10 months
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Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....
Nico:..... Leo...
Nico: You open your mouth...
Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.
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ribreadthedisaster · 2 years
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Will, about to knock on the door of Cabin 13 at 5 am to coerce Nico into helping him set up the infirmary for the day:
Nico, opening the door before Will gets the chance, coffee in hand: This is the 4th time this week you’ve come to wake me up. You’ve become predictable.
Will: Aw, you woke up early for me!
Nico: I’ve become a morning person against my will.
Will: No, you became a morning person for Will.
Nico: It’s too early for puns.
Will, a bisexual: It’s never too early for puns.
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jubileesstuff · 4 months
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Jason: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Nico: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Jason: Yes.
Nico: I'd sleep.
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incorectpercyjackson · 2 months
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Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours
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Nico: *sigh* Percy: That is a big sigh for someone so small.
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Nico: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen
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criminallysick · 9 months
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Nico: you should be addicted to shutting tf up.
Will: hehe you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
Nico: And so what if I do?
Will: 🤨
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sodamnbored · 10 months
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In New Rome Pre-HoO:
Jason: Here, brought you something.
Nico, confused: A yogurt?
Jason, kindly: I wanted to make you feel more at home here.
Nico: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?
Jason, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-style.
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rayssion · 5 months
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Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.
Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...
Jason: you lost him, didn't you?
Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.
Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.
Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–
Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.
Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.
Percy: slowly slides the doors open.
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echo-stimmingrose · 7 months
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Frank: I really like your sister.
Nico: Thanks, I recycled her.
Frank:
Hazel:
Nico:
Hazel: Reincarnated, Nico! You reincarnated me!
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Will: man sure is dark here
Nico:
Will: I’m not scared or anything
Nico:
Will: i mean whose scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir
Nico: do you want me to hold you hand?
Will: Yes please
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yonemurishiroku · 1 year
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Nico, to Bianca: This world wouldn’t be that horrible, if we were the only ones in it.
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