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sodamnbored · 9 months

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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?

Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.

Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.

Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?

Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.

Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.

Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.

Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.

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weiyjling · 4 months

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Jason: So let me get this straight.

Percy: More like let me run this bi you.

Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.

Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.

Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?

Nico: I’m gay…

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 4 months

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chiron: you have to go on this quest, the fate of the world is at stake

percy: meh

grover: the fate of the world includes your mom

percy: YALL SHOULDA LED WITH THAT, ITS QUESTING TIME BITCHES

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rayssion · 4 months

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The gods: we're starting to think you don't really value us as you should anymore.

Percy, wearing a blue bathrobe to the gods meeting: oh no, what could possibly make you think like that.

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landstedelesbian · 6 months

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Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough

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incorrect-riordanverse-quotes · 1 month

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Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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simpingforpjo · 9 months

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Me writing incorrect quotes and headcanons that make no sense if we take canon into consideration:

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captainwaffles · 1 year

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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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writelikeurruninoutoftime · 3 months

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*Nico is cooking*

Will: any chance that’s for me?

Nico: it’s for Jason. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.

Leo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

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itspipesmclean · 11 months

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jason: hey, aren’t you percy jackson?

percy: you a cop?

jason: no

percy: then yes, i am

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lord-of-de-wild · 6 months

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Leo: Bad news—Percy's mom locked themself outside of their own house.

Leo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Leo: Bad news—Percy's mom finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Leo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Leo: Bad news—it was Jason, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, set myself on fire multiple tirms by accident, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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sodamnbored · 10 months

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In New Rome Pre-HoO:

Jason: Here, brought you something.

Nico, confused: A yogurt?

Jason, kindly: I wanted to make you feel more at home here.

Nico: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?

Jason, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-style.

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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Percy: This is a list of possible places Nico could’ve run off to with Will.

Annabeth:

Annabeth: This is a globe, Percy.

Percy: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where they are.

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 4 months

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percy, 12 years old and freshly traumatized: i need your help

mr. d: and i need a drink. go find someone who cares

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rayssion · 4 months

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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

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landstedelesbian · 4 months

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Annabeth: How long have you been training as a demigod ? Percy: what time is it ? Annabeth: It's 2:30PM Percy: About seven hours

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