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percy: thanks for not telling annabeth what happened
grover, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this
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simpingforpjo · 8 months
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Monster: Identify yourself!
Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!
Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.
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ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.
Nico, after being included: what the fuck—
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sophiejacksonchase · 2 months
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Someone: so, Percy was your leader in more than one battle.
Camp Half Blood: yeah.
Someone: he must be a great commander and strategist if you followed him through all this.
CHB: I mean, yeah, but also in most battles he'd just yell "FIGHT" and then he would fight.
Someone: so why are you letting him be in charge?
CHB: well, he has Annabeth. She is an amazing commander and strategist.
CHB, muttering: and he is HOT
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Artemis: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!!!
Apollo, holding Frank: You should always assume I’m gonna adopt another kid.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 8 months
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Leo: Crushes are the worst whenever l'm near mine I start acting stupid
Nico: You always act stupid, Leo
Nico: …
Leo: Don't think about it too hard
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jubileesstuff · 4 months
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Percy: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Jason: Yes?
Percy: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Jason: Fuck.
Percy: It's gonna be a fun week!
Jason: I'm going to Nico's house.
Percy: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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One of my favorite headcanons is that Lester and Meg had to work on minor jobs to earn a few bucks
I don't think we talk much in the fandom about how EXPENSIVE missions can be. Transport, food, medicine, places to bathe...
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popberries · 1 year
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This part in the last Olympian 👍😭
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tqsg · 10 months
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leo: jason do u ever look at urself at think “damn that’s hot shit there”
jason: ……
jason: no????
leo: oh well that’s what i think when i look at you
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percabethownsmybutt · 20 hours
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sally: i left instructions for everyone while i'm gone
percy: mine just says "percy no"
annabeth: you should apply that to every possible situation
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TRUE 😭
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simpingforpjo · 4 months
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Annabeth: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas
Percy, sipping waffles: Why?
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annabeth: my name is annabeth 😐
percy: are you stalking me annabeth?? 😡
annabeth: *thinks about it*
annabeth: yes 😑
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sophiejacksonchase · 8 days
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The seven imprisoned with blocked mouths:
Percy:hmm?
Jason: hmmm…
Piper: hmm! hmm, hmmmm!
Hazel: hmm: hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.
Frank: hmmm.
Leo: hm-m-m-m-m-m!!
Annabeth: hmmmm… hm!
*Attack*
Some monster/random enemy before dying: what the fuck just happened?
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