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#stranger things incorrect quotes
lukas-dusk · 2 days
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Celebrity AU
Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?
Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.
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Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.
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andvys · 14 hours
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Eddie: I just ended a five year relationship
Robin: Oh my god, are you okay?
Eddie: I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship *points to Steve and Nancy arguing in the background*
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morganski-19 · 2 months
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Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?
Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.
Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.
Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much
Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are
Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt
Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch
Steve: Thank you
Robin: No problem
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lostintheoceanv · 2 months
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Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eddie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Steve: That one. I want that one.
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ROBIN: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Eddie recently. STEVE: No, Rob, it's not what it looks like, I swear. ROBIN: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? STEVE: No! You’re the only one for me. ROBIN: Is that so? STEVE: I promise! Eddie and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend. ROBIN: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? STEVE: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more! ROBIN: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? STEVE: Of course bro! ROBIN: Bro... EDDIE: What the-
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raven-sapphire · 3 months
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Eddie: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Steve: Yes?
Eddie: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Steve: Fuck.
Eddie: It's gonna be a fun week!
Steve: I'm going to Robin's house.
Eddie: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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regeditt · 3 months
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*Steve standing with Robin & Nancy, waiting on Eddie*
Robin: you look so cute holding those roses waiting for your boyfriend
Steve: i don’t look cute i look cool
Robin: awww and you even have a little bow tie on your little suit, so formal so cute all for eddie
Steve: *throws roses on the ground* THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU, ROBIN.
Robin:
Nancy:
Steve: *picks them up, clearing his throat as Eddie approaches*
Steve: hi, babe, i got these flowers for you
Eddie: you look really cute tonight
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radical-ghostface · 2 years
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Dustin: ARE YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: IDIOT!
Robin: …What was that?
Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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coldninjaruins-blog · 7 months
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Jonathan: If a stranger came up to you and said, "I'm your brother's friend, he told me to pick you up." What would you say?
Will: I'd say, "You're lying. My brother has no friends."
Jonathan: Not where I was going, but okay.
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steddiecameraroll · 3 months
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Give the people what they want *I murmur to myself while creating more Steddie text posts*
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lukas-dusk · 4 months
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Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?
Robin : What kind of hints?
Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.
Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.
Robin : That isn't a hint.
Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?
Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.
Steve: I'm in the closet.
Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3
Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.
Argyle: Love is love. <3
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morganski-19 · 3 months
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Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie
Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange
Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?
Steve: I’m not sure
Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten
Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far
Ten minutes later
Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced
Steve: Peeled
Eddie: Ok
Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed
Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?
Steve: Nothing
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criminally-obsessed · 11 months
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ROBIN: Steve, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people. EDDIE: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself. STEVE: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Eddie* How about a sundae on the house baby? EDDIE, giggling: I’m pretty.
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Eddie, bringing Robin to Steve: Steve! Your gay. Steve: Just because I think about kissing men doesn't mean I'm gay, Eddie. Robin: Steve: Robin: Steve. Steve: Oh, OH! I get it. Eddie: You think about what now?
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