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fxiryeon · 2 months

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Octavian: what should i be for halloween ??

Percy: a decent person, if you ask me.

#this is a correct quote #fight me if you disagree #pjo incorrect quotes #percy series #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #hoo #pjo #pjo tv show #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #charlie bushnell #dior goodjohn #octavian #persassy #persassy strikes again

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incorrectlit · 11 months

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My friend, talking about AP lit: Ugh I hated Crime and Punishment, it was so boring!

criminal offensive side eye

Me: Explain.

Her: It was just about a guy having a mental breakdown for the whole book!

Me: YES, EXACTLY. THAT IS WHY IT’S SO GOOD

#this is a correct quote #hannah speaks #high posting

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lilliths-httyd-blog · 1 year

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i'm losing my mind

#race to the edge #dagur the deranged #viggo grimborn #hiccup haddock #rtte incorrect quote #THIS IS A CORRECT QUOTE

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.

Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!

Scott: What?! How did you know?!

Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Scott:

Hope: I even had to pick it up once.

Scott: … I was nervous, okay?

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lauriel816 · 2 years

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*context: bayern already got 3 draws in a row in the league*

Me: Guys can you not draw today?

Bayern:

Me: Please?

Bayern: Okay.

Bayern: Watch me.

Bayern: *concede a goal and lose*

#this is a correct quote #bayern #fc bayern #bayern munich #incorrect quotes #incorrect football quotes #source: bayern the circus

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thominho-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.

Newt, to the rest of the Gladers

#submission #this is a correct quote #newt the maze runner #newt tmr #newt maze runner #newt

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fandom-trash-goblin · 2 months

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i beg you to love me, say that i'm enough, but you tell me— why are you like this? i think there's something wrong with you.

for @shestrying

thanks to @acelania for finding the unknowns!

in image / desperation sits heavy on my tongue, tumblr user tullipsink / mary oliver, ‘north country’ / virginia woolf, letter to violet dickinson / in image / blythe baird, from if my body could speak / Alice in Bed: A Play' by Susan Sontag (link in comment) / lynee rae perkins, criss cross / elena ferrante, Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay' (trans. Ann Goldstein) / rainer maria rilke, from rilke’s book of hours / in image/ in image

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gayofthefae · 1 month

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Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you

Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(

#buddie #911 abc #buddie correct quotes

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autistook · 2 months

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#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #incorrect lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #except its pretty much correct #gandalf #lotr meme #lotr memes #jrrt #tolkien #Middle-Earth #frodo baggins #fotr

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adharastarlight · 7 months

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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

#this was rudely pointed out to me #like nope im gay i refuse #nope #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar #regulus arcturus black #trans regulus #james fleamont potter #regulus kinnie #marauders incorrect quotes #except they're correct and they happened

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lizardpersonyknow · 1 month

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It's so incredibly funny to me that somehow some people think Tim is a boring straightlace and Jason is deranged and unhinged

Like Jason at his worst is a murderous crime lord who also has a moral conscience, protects children and sex workers, works to make the worst parts of Gotham safer and wants to know that his dad cares

Tim at his worst on the other hand.... Rampant murder with NO morals, becomes Batman and uses the gun that killed Bruce's parents, dictator, takes over like half of America, goes back in time like a couple times to tell his younger self that this is their inevitable end just to fuck with HIMSELF

Jason at his best is the happy robin, loves school, cares for sex workers becomes a crime lord to help make sure the people who are addicted aren't being given toxic shit

Tim at his best is entirely unhinged, stalking Batman and Robin through the streets, blackmailing Batman, all the young justice shenanigans, creating a fake uncle to avoid adoption, beefing with a like 9 year old (deserved imo 9 year olds are MEAN), lies to everyone including batman and take pride in it

Like besties one is exponentially more of a black sheep and it isn't the drug lord, it's the heroic sidekick of batman

Yes Jason is still out on the streets wildin and feral but I don't think people give enough credit to how normal he is for his background

Yes Tim is CEO but he's also been 17 for years and probably has taken cocaine to see what it felt like

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xxsaints4girlsxx · 7 months

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love letter to an astronaut

history student falls in love with astrophysics student, keaton st. james / nebra sky disc / @sketiana / starry night, vincent van gogh / heliocentric, keith s. wilson / pillars of creation, james webb telescope / ann druyan / golden record, nasa / @/criminalwife on twitter

#correct me if i'm wrong on the attribution of that last quote but i looked it up and could find nothing else #web weaving

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aprill-99 · 6 months

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*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

#this was the scene right?#incorrect quotes #correct quotes #this is how it happened right?#fourth wing #incorrect fourth wing #iron flame #amber mavis #dain aetos #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violet x xaden #violet and xaden #source: parks and rec

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kaeyapilled · 1 year

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when kaeya was a kid his most exacerbated reaction to getting hurt was a very pointed "ow" and one tear at most. meanwhile when diluc got hurt he would wail and sob and sniffle around all day afterwards. and yknow what i think that their essence hasn't changed now that they're adults. kaeya who says "this doesn't.. look good.." when he dies in game and diluc who says "my flame.....has been..extinguished....." like okay. we still know who's the most dramatic out of the two

#do not ask me where im going with this im going nowhere they just won't leave my head. ever #and also i don't know if those quotes are correct i didn't check this is from memory.#i wouldn't know what they say when they die since im so good at this game (blatant lie)#kaeyaposting #diluc #i should have a funnier tag for diluc but alas

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fixing-bad-posts · 8 months

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[Image description: A tumblr text post, edited whiteout-poetry style to read, “like i’m gonna be honest i want men to be happier lol. not out of spite but because they SHOULD be happy. men are normal and healthy humans [shrug emoji] i want them to be well-adjusted i want them to work against the system”]

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like i’m gonna be honest i want men to be happier lol. not out of spite but because they SHOULD be happy. men are normal and healthy humans 🤷 i want them to be well-adjusted i want them to work against the system

Submitted by @almost-correct-quotes

#fbp submission #almost-correct-quotes #whiteout poetry #I love men #men #male positivity #men positivity

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seventh-district · 14 days

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4]

#aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr. ratio #veritas ratio #this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned #can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh #no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me #still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system #i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa #also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me

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