Octavian: what should i be for halloween ??
Percy: a decent person, if you ask me.
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My friend, talking about AP lit: Ugh I hated Crime and Punishment, it was so boring!
criminal offensive side eye
Me: Explain.
Her: It was just about a guy having a mental breakdown for the whole book!
Me: YES, EXACTLY. THAT IS WHY IT’S SO GOOD
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i'm losing my mind
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Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.
Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!
Scott: What?! How did you know?!
Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.
Scott:
Hope: I even had to pick it up once.
Scott: … I was nervous, okay?
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*context: bayern already got 3 draws in a row in the league*
Me: Guys can you not draw today?
Bayern:
Me: Please?
Bayern: Okay.
Bayern: Watch me.
Bayern: *concede a goal and lose*
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You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.
Newt, to the rest of the Gladers
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Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you
Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
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It's so incredibly funny to me that somehow some people think Tim is a boring straightlace and Jason is deranged and unhinged
Like Jason at his worst is a murderous crime lord who also has a moral conscience, protects children and sex workers, works to make the worst parts of Gotham safer and wants to know that his dad cares
Tim at his worst on the other hand.... Rampant murder with NO morals, becomes Batman and uses the gun that killed Bruce's parents, dictator, takes over like half of America, goes back in time like a couple times to tell his younger self that this is their inevitable end just to fuck with HIMSELF
Jason at his best is the happy robin, loves school, cares for sex workers becomes a crime lord to help make sure the people who are addicted aren't being given toxic shit
Tim at his best is entirely unhinged, stalking Batman and Robin through the streets, blackmailing Batman, all the young justice shenanigans, creating a fake uncle to avoid adoption, beefing with a like 9 year old (deserved imo 9 year olds are MEAN), lies to everyone including batman and take pride in it
Like besties one is exponentially more of a black sheep and it isn't the drug lord, it's the heroic sidekick of batman
Yes Jason is still out on the streets wildin and feral but I don't think people give enough credit to how normal he is for his background
Yes Tim is CEO but he's also been 17 for years and probably has taken cocaine to see what it felt like
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
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when kaeya was a kid his most exacerbated reaction to getting hurt was a very pointed "ow" and one tear at most. meanwhile when diluc got hurt he would wail and sob and sniffle around all day afterwards. and yknow what i think that their essence hasn't changed now that they're adults. kaeya who says "this doesn't.. look good.." when he dies in game and diluc who says "my flame.....has been..extinguished....." like okay. we still know who's the most dramatic out of the two
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[Image description: A tumblr text post, edited whiteout-poetry style to read, “like i’m gonna be honest i want men to be happier lol. not out of spite but because they SHOULD be happy. men are normal and healthy humans [shrug emoji] i want them to be well-adjusted i want them to work against the system”]
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like i’m gonna be honest i want men to be happier lol. not out of spite but because they SHOULD be happy. men are normal and healthy humans 🤷 i want them to be well-adjusted i want them to work against the system
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