#hsr incorrect quotes
Text
Ratiorine Messages
#aventurine#dr ratio#ratiorine#aventio#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail memes#honkai star rail meme#hsr aventurine#hsr ratio#dr. ratio#veritas ratio#this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned#can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh#no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me#still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system#i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa#also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me
376 notes
·
View notes
Text
#hsr#honkai star rail#aventurine#hsr aventurine#hsr memes#dr ratio#aventio#hsr textpost#ratiorine#hsr dr ratio#hsr incorrect quotes
350 notes
·
View notes
Text
Aventurine: I’m here to collect my severance pay
Jade: I thought you died
Aventurine: that was weeks ago
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
Reader : Do you want to take a shower with me?
Aventurine : I have a gun beside my nightstand and I want you to shoot me with it if I ever say no to that because know that I've gone crazy.
#i've been thinking about him quite a lot#will he be able to dethrone alhaitham though#incorrect quotes#honkai star rail incorrect quotes#hsr incorrect quotes#aventurine x reader#aventurine x you#aventurine#hsr x reader#hsr x you#honkai star rail x reader
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Stelle: That shirt looks great, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Thanks.
Stelle: But I bet it would look even better on Dan Heng’s floor.
Dan Heng: Are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?
#dan heng x gender neutral reader#dan heng x male reader#dan heng x y/n#dan heng x you#honkai star rail#hsr dan heng#dan heng#dan heng x reader#honkai x reader#hsr#honkai x you#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr x gender neutral reader#hsr x y/n#hsr x you#hsr x male reader#hsr x reader#stelle#incorrect quotes
631 notes
·
View notes
Text
Password
Dan Heng: How’d you guys hack into my Netflix account?
Caelus: Hack is a stretch. I guessed the password.
Stelle: Same, maybe next time don’t make it so obvious.
March: Even I figured it out, first try too.
You: *typing something on the computer* I’m the password?!
Dan Heng: STOP BREAKING INTO MY NETFLIX ACCOUNT!!
#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail#honkai x reader#dan heng x reader#dan heng#caelus#stelle#march 7th#hsr march 7th#hsr x reader#hsr dan heng#hsr stelle#hsr caelus#hsr x you#hsr x y/n#hsr x gender neutral reader#hsr x male reader#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail incorrect quotes#honkai incorrect quotes#honkai star rail x you#honkai star rail x gender neutral reader
626 notes
·
View notes
Text
Welt: You're a loose cannon, Stelle.
Stelle: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
March 7th: I think you play by your own rules.
Dan Heng: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Dan Heng: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Stelle: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Caelus is a loose cannon.
Caelus: *smashes a chair*
#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr dan heng#hsr march 7th#hsr welt#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#hsr mc#honkai star rail#dan heng#march 7th#welt#caelus#stelle#source: i made it the fuck up
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
hsr incorrect quotes, pepsi post (2/?)
#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail#march 7th#welt yang#himeko#trailblazer#dan heng#pom pom#hsr march 7th#hsr dan heng#hsr trailblazer#hsr welt#hsr himeko#hsr pompom#this took an hour and a half to make
917 notes
·
View notes
Text
Repost because I forgot to censor a name in one of the original images </3
so hsr characters as dumb shit me and my friends have said
#hsr#honkai star rail#aventurine#hsr aventurine#dr ratio#hsr dr ratio#hsr kafka#kafka#blade#blade hsr#silver wolf#silver wolf hsr#hsr topaz#topaz#stelle#hsr stelle#dan heng#hsr dan heng#march 7th#hsr march 7th#kafwolf#acheswan#hsr acheron#hsr black swan#acheron#black swan#aventio#ratiorine#hsr shitpost#hsr incorrect quotes
167 notes
·
View notes
Text
Himeko: What happened to the Trailblazer? They’ve been laying on the floor for... close to an hour now?
March: They're just a little overwhelmed...~
Welt: Why?
March: Dan Heng smiled at them.
#incorrect quotes#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr dan heng#incorrect hsr quotes#hsr shitpost#hsr x reader#dan heng#dan heng x reader#honkai star rail dan heng#honkai star rail
191 notes
·
View notes
Text
blade: you see i'm about 40 years old-
(m/n): DAMN!
blade: ...
(m/n): i'm sorry...
blade: ..
(m/n): im sorry.
#dazai•rants#male reader#x male reader#male y/n#male reader insert#blade x you#blade hsr#hsr x male reader#blade x reader#hsr x reader#hsr incorrect quotes
449 notes
·
View notes
Text
#he is so strange to me#hsr#hsr sunday#honkai star rail#sunday#hsr memes#hsr gallagher#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr 2.1
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
#hsr#honkai star rail#dan heng#caelus#incorrect quotes#hsr incorrect quotes#i spent too much time on this#caelus have big peralta energy#mine
447 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jing Yuan: who is this? yanqing changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Fu Xuan: what’s mine?
Jing Yuan: dwarf.
Fu Xuan: fucking hell
Jing Yuan: Oh. hello Diviner Fu
#hsr incorrect quotes#incorrect hsr#honkai star rail#jing yuan#fu xuan#yanqing#hsr#!poetry of the luofu#!stxrquotes#jingxuan
178 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dan Heng: Hey, about that love letter you sent me—
(Y/N), blushing: What are your thoughts?
Dan Heng: The fourth sentence—
(Y/N): Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I—
Dan Heng: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
#honkai star rail#dan heng#dan heng x gender neutral reader#dan heng x male reader#dan heng x reader#dan heng x y/n#dan heng x you#honkai x reader#hsr#hsr dan heng#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr x gender neutral reader#hsr x y/n#hsr x you#hsr x male reader#hsr x reader#incorrect quotes
209 notes
·
View notes
Text
my friend and i have this funny headcanon that gepard and bronya dated for like two weeks before they both realised they were gay lmao
gepard: bronya and i dated for like two weeks
sampo: what?
gepard: yeah, thats when i realised i was gay
sampo: WHAT?!
gepard: are you okay?
sampo: IT WAS NOT ME?!
gepard: babe, what are you talking about?
sampo: I WAS NOT YOUR GAY AWAKENING?! LADY BRONYA WAS?!
gepard: …are you serious?
#this was also when gepard realised his boyfriend is dramatic af#honkai star rail#hsr incorrect quotes#sampo koski#gepard landau#sampard#hsr bronya#hsr seele#bronseele
271 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
darkestmedicine
media vita in morte sumus
eggery
Ok. What?
steam-beasts
You know what? Fuck you *Gives your engines legs*
loveyhoneydovey
A Whore, but only in theory
