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Stelle: *shoves her hand into the slot of a toaster*
Caelus: …
Stelle: …I get confused sometimes.
Caelus: Me too.
#!stxrquotes#!smiles from the express#caelus#stelle#trail blazers#incorrect hsr#hsr incorrect quotes
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Dan Heng: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.
March: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
Caelus: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?
Dan Heng, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.
#hsr incorrect quotes#incorrect hsr#!stxrquotes#honkai star rail#!smiles from the express#caelus#march 7th#dan heng
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Caelus: *out cold on the ground*
March: Oh my god, do you think he’s okay??
Dan Heng, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares. *dumps all of the water on Caelus’ face*
#!stxrquotes#!smiles from the express#dan heng#march 7th#caelus#incorrect hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail#hsr#incorrect hsr quotes
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Luka: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.
#!stxrquotes#!winter on jarilo iv#luka#luka hsr#incorrect hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr#incorrect hsr quotes
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Silver Wolf: Slash gamemode creative.
Herta: Dude this isn’t minec-
Silver Wolf: *starts levitating*
#!stxrquotes#!solace of the station#!stellaron hunters#silver wolf#herta#incorrect hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail
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Pela: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Gepard: We were helping Seele with her wedding vows and Nat kicked us out because Serval was making it inappropriate.
Serval: How is “Nice ass, Bronya” inappropriate?
#!stxrquotes#!winter on jarilo iv#pela#gepard#serval#seele#bronya#natasha#hsr incorrect quotes#incorrect hsr#honkai sr#bronseele
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Dan Heng: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
March: Um, murder???
Stelle: Adventuring!!
Welt: Tuesday.
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Himeko: What makes you all smile?
March: Friends and Family.
Stelle: Trashcans.
Welt: Victory and success.
Dan Heng: Face muscles.
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Himeko: Welt, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Welt: My doctor just said I should avoid—
Himeko: Being a wuss? I agree.
#himeko not caring hes like 80 years old fr#iconic#!smiles from the express#!stxrquotes#himeko#welt yang#welt#incorrect hsr
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Dan Heng: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz.
Caelus: I forgot I was taking a test.
Dan Heng: Caelus.
Caelus: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
March: CAELUS.
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Stelle: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Dan Heng: Yes?
Stelle: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Dan Heng: Fuck.
Stelle: It's gonna be a fun week!
Dan Heng: I'm going to Welt's house.
Stelle: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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Himeko: You’re jealous.
Welt: Jealous?
Himeko: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Welt: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
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about shipping
let it be known that ASTARLAN & DANMARCH are my only two really really favorite ships that im committed to. the rest of them are more like haha yeah thats cute
with that said please know i am a raging multishipper aside from those two (and even then it’s not like i hate their other ships), so what follows is just a couple of my favorites right now, and is certainly not an extensive or final list of any sort:
jingyuan/fuxuan
bronya/seele
welt/himeko
kafka/blade
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yanqing abundance + origin thoughts/theory
so, i was doing whatever and a thought came to me (story spoilers also there's a lot of text)
i took a look around the loufu and realized something; all of the people had essentially every hair color except blonde. the only exceptions are people not native to the loufu, such as luocha.
yk. the one who happens to be ON THE PATH OF ABUNDANCE
and who else has blonde hair?
YANQING.
yanqing's origins are relatively unknown, all we know is that jing yuan found him somewhere and decided to take him in for whatever reason. in yanqing's character story, it says that it's recorded in the military annals of the cloud knights how jing yuan discovered him, but not where.
yanqing mentions in his character introduction how he was RAISED BY THE GENERAL SINCE BIRTH which... like. what. ok thats actually crazy bc either
1) jing yuan took him from his parents when he was like a day old or something
2) he was given to jing yuan (although, this is unlikely considering it was mentioned jing yuan 'discovered' him)
3) jing yuan lied for whatever reason (to protect him)
4) jing yuan indeed found him when he was born, possibly from a fruit of the ambrosial arbor
in the pic above, yanqing says 'but as you know, children aren't grown on trees." is this foreshadowing? or just straight up dropping a hint that his 'birth' was not a natural one?
the ambrosial arbor was inactive for approx. 2579 years before the sedition of imbibitor lunae. after that, the seals on the arbor were weakened. i haven't exactly worked out the specifics yet, but since bailu was created around 700~ years before canon and is still a little kid, and dan heng was presumably an adult/teen when exiled, my guess is that if yanqing has the lifespan/growth rate of a xianzhou native, he would've been born sometime in between den heng's hatching and bailu's hatching, a little closer towards bailu's. but what could've happened during that time? please hear me out the next part is kinda crazy
my guess is that during the tampering of the transmutation arcanum to revive baiheng (and presumably to allow other species to become vidyadhara, although the wiki gave no source... i'll trust it for now), dan feng and yingxing fucked up and created yanqing in a fruit of the arbor, while during the transmutation arcanum ritual, bc dan feng previously fucked with it, it failed and created bailu (and separated his powers between dan heng and bailu)
now, this seems... really out there. how the fuck would yanqing and bailu, a presumably xianzhou native/humanoid and a vidyadhara, be created from the remains of a foxian? i'll start with yanqing. it was stated that after baiheng's death, only a few drops of blood and a tuft of her hair remained. dan feng and yingxing created yanqing in a fruit of the arbor (like some sort of hatching rebirth... but a fruit) using either the blood or hair (most likely blood) of baiheng. it was a somewhat failed attempt at reviving baiheng. yes, it created life from her remains, but it was not her (think how dan heng ≠dan feng, and also how vidyadhara can be different genders than their previous incarnation). during the time he was in the fruit, it dyed his hair and eyes blonde/gold, and also created the ring around yanqing's eyes (his is unique, the other characters' eye rings if they have them are a lighter color while his is dark, yes ik silver wolf has it too but her's is different).
before bailu's hatching and after subduing jingliu, jing yuan eventually came across the fruit yanqing was being held in, or found him wandering about, probably recognized the blonde/gold as the effects of the abundance, and took him in because dude he's not going to kill a literal baby (even if he could). he knew it would be dangerous to give him to a regular family, so he took him in and trained him himself
for more info abt yanqing's connection to the vidyadhara, i suggest checking out this post by astralexpressarchives.
although he is not baiheng, he did take on aspects of baiheng's personality, such as her free will and even laughing/giggling while in battle. he also enjoys flying (although with his swords and not starskiffs) and even has eyelashes similar to her's. and, just like her, yanqing's missions would often be dangerous, but he would come out relatively unscathed.
now, about bailu. dan heng says she was created after dan feng's ritual failed. if you take a look at bailu, she strongly resembles baiheng, and even starts with the same 'bai'.
same hair, same eyes, similar eyelashes, she even has a similar eye ring to yanqing. there's not too much to say here. while yanqing got baiheng's personality and fighting spirit, bailu got her appearance. now, why did this happen? im thinking its because of dan feng's meddling with the transmutation arcanum. because of that, yanqing was born, but it was 'incomplete'. so while yanqing got one part of baiheng, bailu got the other. yanqing was made on purpose, while bailu was somewhat of an accident. maybe some of baiheng's 'life' from yanqing's creation was still there when bailu was created? idk
the funny thing is, their paths are like... the complete opposite. yanqing follows the hunt (although he was born of the abundance) and bailu follows the abundance (although she was presumably supposed to follow the destruction or hunt).
theory tldr; dan feng and yingxing fucked up and created yanqing and bailu out of baiheng's remains
this is a yanqing post, time to get back to yanqing. hooray! i took a closer look at yanqing's outfit, and noticed numerous leaf/plant symbols.
...which are closely associated with the abundance. especially the gold leaves.
this further solidifies my belief that yanqing has something to do with the abundance.
jesus christ that is. a wall of text. pls tell me ur thoughts on this whole thing, i took like 2 1/2 hours to write it and its 2:40 am so sorry if it doesn't make sense i just need to put these thoughts somewhere
#JÉSUS LE CHRISTE#IM DEVOURING THIS#IM STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE XIANZHOU QUEST SO I DONT UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS BUT MOST OF IT AND THE GENERAL THEORY I AM YESYES TO#DELICIOUS#TOO MUCH COINCIDENCE AND THINGS PURPOSRFULLY LEFT UNRXPLAINED#you are wonderful op i am amazed you put the time into this#!theories
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Himeko: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Dan Heng: *sighing* Stelle.
Stelle: Fuck shit up out there, don’t die.
March: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
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March: Look guys, I need help.
Himeko: Love help?
Welt: Emotional help?
Dan Heng: Financial help?
Stelle: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Stelle*
Stelle: What?
#!stxrquotes#!smiles from the express#stelle#march 7th#himeko#welt#dan heng#incorrect hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#incorrect hsr quotes
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