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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Daily Bugle news: There was a UFO spotted in central park this afternoon-

Clint: a UFO? Like... an alien spaceship? How did we not know about this!?

Nat: no! Not an alien spaceship you dumbass

Steve: it was probably just a drone or something

Bucky: but they said it was a UFO

Peter: to YOU it's a UFO! I know what it is

Tony: oh yeah? What was it then?

Peter: ...a drone carrying a huge bag of oranges, toothpaste and glitter

Tony: ...w h a t

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definitly-not-harley-keener · 2 months

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Marvel characters as dumb shit I’ve said:

Thor (before using eye drops): I need to water my eyeballs.

Harley: *asks a series of really stupid, unnecessary questions.*

Parental figure: *laughs desperately*

Harley: Are you laughing or crying?

Sam: Did you just roll your eyes at me?

Bucky: Nah I just stretched my eye muscles.

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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Kate: Hey, Clint, how long do you think it'll take until i start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Clint: I think-

Bucky: 72 hours.

Kate: ...How did you-

Bucky: There's a clown right behind you, Kate.

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painted-doe · 4 months

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#saw this format with a Star Wars post the other day and I couldn't help myself #bucky barnes #steve rogers #mcu #arnim zola #captain america #angst #lmao #memes #incorrect quotes #stucky

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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 3 months

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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buckysforeverprincess · 1 month

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Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Bucky : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Y/N: I—

Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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white-wolf-actually · 3 months

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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 3 months

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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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romanoffshouse · 5 months

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Steve: You have Bucky?

Kidnapper: Yeah

Steve: Good luck with that.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Peter: Technically, I could be immortal and we just don't know it.

Steve: How...?

Peter: Well I haven't died yet

Steve: Yeah but neither have I, that doesn't mean I'm immortal

Peter: Have you ever done loads of stupid things like jumping out of a window or a plane or getting hit by a train and crushed by a building?

Steve: ...yeah

Peter: and did you die?

Steve: *softly* holy shit

*later*

Bucky: STEVE! DO NOT JUMP OFF OF THE ROOF OF THE TOWER!

Steve: But Bucky! It's for science! I think I might be immortal!

Bucky: YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL! YOU WILL DIE! YOU ARE A DUMBASS!

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definitly-not-harley-keener · 2 years

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Peter: Mr. Rogers America Sir. Do you know the moment when you’re brushing your teeth next to somebody else and you’re actually finished but the other person isn’t, so you keep brushing your teeth, so they keep brushing their teeth, so you keep brushing your teeth, so they keep brushing their teeth, so you end up brushing your teeth for like 15 minutes.

Steve: Uhm…no.

Bucky: yes absolutely.

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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Bucky: at this point, im curing my mental illness with will power alone. if my brain got us into this mess, it can get us out.

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literaryavenger · 18 days

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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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Peter: *Hanging from a chandelier, screeching*

Bucky: *yelling and jumping while trying to get him down*

Tony: *walks into the room* What the hell is going on in here?

Y/N: *calmly eating popcorn and recording* I dared Pete to wake Bucky up from his nap. Popcorn?

Tony: … yeah sure

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